I put my old dryer out on the road and put a "FREE" sign on it...then detailed everything that was wrong with it under the word "free".
It's gone.
I pointed out tracks in the grass, tire tracks and said to Joshua "Look, see the tracks where someone came and got the old dryer?"
He said "Now you can know for sure that someone came and got it!"
Um...right! ;-)
As opposed to it walking off on its own?
In college... we used to get rid of stuff by putting it in the elevator. It was like a miracle. Put something in... send it away... elevator came back empty every time.
We called it "vatorizing".
Road Dryer? :-D
So now you've 'Blessed' someone with that dryer! Especially since they knew all the warts before they took it!