Posted on 08/02/2005 9:31:52 PM PDT by ashukla
A Chinese guy and a Jewish guy were drinking in a bar All of a sudden the Jewish guy cold-cocks the Chinese guy in the nose.
"That's for Pearl Harbor", he yells.
The Chinese guy spits out a tooth and says, "The Japanese bombed Pearl. I'm Chinese."
"Chinese, Japanese. They're all the same", the Jew says.
The two resume their drinking.
After a few more drinks, the Chinese guy staggers to his feet and socks the Jew in the eye, shouting., "This is for the Titanic."
The Jew, cupping his eye, says, "An iceberg sunk the Titanic."
The Chinese guy says, "Iceberg, Goldberg. They're all the same."
I remember this joke from when I was in college.
Yeah, I expected it was an oldie but I just heard it and though it a goodie.
Save it for FRIDAY!
LOL! THANKS!
Did you hear the one about a guy who had a dog with no legs and every day he took it out for a scrape?
No, No, No...
I have just been informed by my husband that it was a no legged dog named cigarette that he took out for a drag.
LOL....
A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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