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Word For The Day, Wednesday, July 20, 2005 - smarmy
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| The Janitor
Posted on 07/20/2005 5:39:29 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: dubyaismypresident; xsmommy; Slip18; hobbes1; Argh; TheGrimReaper; SeaDragon; RikaStrom; ...
I've opened a new classroom, but Miss Rika has the gradebook. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Miss Slippy is pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment her shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to her instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
To: VRWCmember; Eala; LonePalm; MeeknMing; TxBec; Cyber Liberty; Dan from Michigan; EODGUY; pankot; ...
I've opened a new classroom, but Miss Rika has the gradebook. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Miss Slippy is pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment her shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to her instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
To: VRWCmember
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posted on
07/20/2005 5:40:55 AM PDT
by
TheGrimReaper
(It's time to bring back public flogging.)
To: VRWCmember
I'll take the number 2 spot, if you please!
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posted on
07/20/2005 5:41:23 AM PDT
by
MortMan
(Mostly Harmless)
To: MortMan
If I get number three, I will have a smarmy grin
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posted on
07/20/2005 5:42:15 AM PDT
by
patton
("Fool," said my Muse to me, "look in thy heart, and write.")
To: TheGrimReaper
To: VRWCmember
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posted on
07/20/2005 5:43:03 AM PDT
by
Gabz
((Chincoteague, VA) USSG Warning: Portable sewing machines are known to cause broken ankles)
To: patton; TheGrimReaper; MortMan
Grimmy, Morty, and Patton are the winners, placers, and showers this morning.
To: VRWCmember; xsmommy; Gabz; Slip18; Texan5; secret garden; Argh
20 July 1969 "one giant leap for mankind"
Neil Armstrong's footprint, 7/20/69
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posted on
07/20/2005 5:43:38 AM PDT
by
TheGrimReaper
(It's time to bring back public flogging.)
To: VRWCmember; TheGrimReaper; MortMan; patton
But I'm first with homework!!!!!!!
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posted on
07/20/2005 5:44:18 AM PDT
by
Gabz
((Chincoteague, VA) USSG Warning: Portable sewing machines are known to cause broken ankles)
To: Gabz
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posted on
07/20/2005 5:44:45 AM PDT
by
TheGrimReaper
(It's time to bring back public flogging.)
To: TheGrimReaper
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Just don't call me brownie :)
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posted on
07/20/2005 5:46:21 AM PDT
by
Gabz
((Chincoteague, VA) USSG Warning: Portable sewing machines are known to cause broken ankles)
To: Gabz
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posted on
07/20/2005 5:46:28 AM PDT
by
patton
("Fool," said my Muse to me, "look in thy heart, and write.")
To: patton
That's not news...............that is your evryday look :)
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posted on
07/20/2005 5:47:26 AM PDT
by
Gabz
((Chincoteague, VA) USSG Warning: Portable sewing machines are known to cause broken ankles)
To: Gabz
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posted on
07/20/2005 5:49:10 AM PDT
by
patton
("Fool," said my Muse to me, "look in thy heart, and write.")
To: patton
And I should be surprised :)
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posted on
07/20/2005 5:50:22 AM PDT
by
Gabz
((Chincoteague, VA) USSG Warning: Portable sewing machines are known to cause broken ankles)
To: VRWCmember
The Pentagon released the results of a long term study of tactics and mobility data collected in the war on terror over the past three years. Using micro technology and special forces tactics the size of ground forces can be greatly reduced and efficiency increased. The new small Army units will be called "Smarmys" and will be deployed in Iraq within a year.
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posted on
07/20/2005 5:52:26 AM PDT
by
Cowman
(Just when you hit the bottom of the stupid hole you notice the guy next to you is digging)
To: VRWCmember
Smarmy, how I love ya, how I love ya
My dear old Smarmy
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posted on
07/20/2005 5:54:33 AM PDT
by
TruthShallSetYouFree
(Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
To: VRWCmember; Gabz; xsmommy
It just occurred to me that Neil Armstrong's first step on the lunar surface was an enormous stroke of good PR fortune for the smarmy Senator from Massachusetts....
While the whole nation is glued to the tube to see men walking about and smacking golf balls on the moon, Fat Teddy's handiwork is being quietly whisked off to the mortuary.
What a world-class sonofab!tch.
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posted on
07/20/2005 6:01:39 AM PDT
by
TheGrimReaper
(It's time to bring back public flogging.)
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