"Yes, Starbuck, I did, but I don't care. Our new capes make us look THUPER!"
That one's for KevinDavis :)
Posted on 07/15/2005 6:34:13 AM PDT by TheBigB
What's that?
What's that I hear?
Did someone say...FRIDAY?!?!? :)
Why yes, I believe they did! Time for FRIDAY SILLINESS! AS always, feel free to post jokes, silly pics, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!
"Apollo, did you hear there's a new GALACTICA series now?"
"Yes, Starbuck, I did, but I don't care. Our new capes make us look THUPER!"
That one's for KevinDavis :)
"What? Kerry lost? NOOOOOOO!" 
"Yeah I want silliness...and Cheezy Poofs!" 
"We're gonna have silliness is Pennsylvania! And North Carolina! And Tennessee! And Montana! And YEEEEAAARRGGGHHHHH!" 
Record these messages to your own answering machine
1. The answering machine is broken
this is the refrigerator....
2. We are the borg.. resistance is futile...
3. Nuclear Missile Storage Facility...
4. Please don't be a creep...
5. Answering Machine Broadcast System Test...
6. We can not come to the phone right now...
7. Hi. Now you say something...
8. I'll send 30,000 volts through your phone...
9. Message to end telemarketer calls...
10. Answer the phone please, Hal...
That's ME!. I guess I don't get my beer tonight, though, I'm taking my twins to the races again. They LOVE it they way I did when I was 9. I would be a real bad dad if I denied them a rae just so I can drink beer.
Winters are real long in Alaska, eh?
Wow, it would have taken some time to figure that out, but thanks for the explantion, you just saved my weekend.LOL
Oh, geez; Is it still raining?
Some days you're the dope, some days you're the..uh..what was I saying?
I remember the late 60s...some stuff hurts to remember. I'm amazed I survived.
WooHoo! Last time I saw money like that, it was for...Um...Never mind.
Peace.....this explains much :)
TOTALLY agree!
It's especially hard for me because all of my buddies are guys and the women assume that I want to chit chat with them in the kitchen. Barf.
This last weekend - we had a party at my hangar. One of the wives started to talk with me about calories and nutrition and this new diet she's on.... I got up and walked away.
zzzzzzz
Well, yes they are :-) But I was an accounting clerk when I got out of High School and found out it was a wrong career choice for me so I went into the Air Force and got a more enjoyable occupation.
Q. Difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man fighting with his wife...
A. A man has a chance at winning at the lottery.
I knew 67% was WAY too high an estimate...
AMEN on that!
Please I would have bitch slapped her.
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