"Yes, Starbuck, I did, but I don't care. Our new capes make us look THUPER!"
That one's for KevinDavis :)
Posted on 07/15/2005 6:34:13 AM PDT by TheBigB
What's that?
What's that I hear?
Did someone say...FRIDAY?!?!? :)
Why yes, I believe they did! Time for FRIDAY SILLINESS! AS always, feel free to post jokes, silly pics, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!
"Apollo, did you hear there's a new GALACTICA series now?"
"Yes, Starbuck, I did, but I don't care. Our new capes make us look THUPER!"
That one's for KevinDavis :)
"What? Kerry lost? NOOOOOOO!" 
"Yeah I want silliness...and Cheezy Poofs!" 
"We're gonna have silliness is Pennsylvania! And North Carolina! And Tennessee! And Montana! And YEEEEAAARRGGGHHHHH!" 
Did you lose a bet?
Yeah, but warning it is GROSS. Previous post should have been when she yelled.
Click on this and enter your birthday.
http://www.frontiernet.net/~cdm/agetv.html
There isn't much that can shock me.
Me too, and I'm Fierce.
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost. Wandering about, she notices a leopard heading rapidly in her direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, she immediately settles down to chew on the bones with her back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap , the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"
Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with her back to her attackers, pretending she hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close! enough to hear, the old poodle says: "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"
Moral of this story..
Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bull and brilliance only come with age and experience!
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A Louisiana State Trooper pulled a car over on US 165 about 2 miles south
of the Louisiana/Arkansas State line. When the Trooper asked the driver why
he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on
his way to Monroe to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be
late.
The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and asked if the
driver would do a little juggling for him; then he wouldn't give him a
ticket.
He told the Trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have
anything to juggle.
The Trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could
juggle them.
The juggler said he could, so the Trooper got 3 flares, lit them and handed
them to him.
While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car, a
drunken good old boy, from Arkansas, got out, watched the performance, then
went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.
TheTrooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door
asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, "You might as well take me to jail 'cause there's no way
I can pass that test."
Amen, Football, NASCAR, NHRA, Boxing, UFC, etc.. I am right in from of the big screen. I yell worse than the men.
It is an accounting trick to see if you have a transcription error or an actual invoice error
If you transcribe a number that has the right digits but you placed them in the wrong order the answer will always reduce to the number 9.
Example:
7210 and you accidently write down 2710 = difference is 4500 or 4+5+0+0 = 9
7210 and accidently write down 1720 = difference is 5490 or 5+4+9+0 = 9+9+0 = 1+8 = 9
and so on.
So to figure out what the missing number is just pick the one that is missing to make everything get to 9.
In the examples above 4500 and circle the 5 then you are left with 400...I know I have to add 5 to get 9
With 5490 and circle the nine you get 540 which would be either 9 missing or zero. Since you aren't allowed to circle zero, then 9 is the only answer.
Try it with a calculator...it works everytime
Now I just feel old...
OMG! I didn't know!
I love that VT Bear!
Me too, and I'm Fierce.
...and you have a stockpile for just suck emergencies
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I knew from 2 weeks ago, was just playing. I like the .gif, though. I may have to ask again.
It was funny, but definitely not OFST material.
Uh oh. I got the exact percentages as you did, DD.
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