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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***
7/15/05 | TheBigB

Posted on 07/15/2005 6:34:13 AM PDT by TheBigB

What's that?

What's that I hear?

Did someone say...FRIDAY?!?!? :)

Why yes, I believe they did! Time for FRIDAY SILLINESS! AS always, feel free to post jokes, silly pics, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!

"Apollo, did you hear there's a new GALACTICA series now?"
"Yes, Starbuck, I did, but I don't care. Our new capes make us look THUPER!"

That one's for KevinDavis :)

"What? Kerry lost? NOOOOOOO!"

"Yeah I want silliness...and Cheezy Poofs!"

"We're gonna have silliness is Pennsylvania! And North Carolina! And Tennessee! And Montana! And YEEEEAAARRGGGHHHHH!"


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To: StinkyDilly
Well, it scares me too (I'm a guy):

Your Brain is 40.00% Female, 60.00% Male
You have a total boy brain Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts And while your emotions do sway you sometimes... You never like to get feelings too involved
What Gender Is Your Brain?

421 posted on 07/15/2005 10:54:40 AM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
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To: Cowman

I thought that was a J.A.P.'s favorite wine...


422 posted on 07/15/2005 10:54:56 AM PDT by bruin66 (Time: Nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.)
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To: Responsibility1st; pissant
"blond engineer"

Somehow I think that will be the joke.

423 posted on 07/15/2005 10:55:11 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: All

YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF...

if you have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.
if you enjoy pain.
if you know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.
if you chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force."
if you've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.
if when you look in a mirror, you see an engineering major.
if it is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.
if you frequently whistle the theme song to "MacGyver."
if you always do homework on Friday nights.
if you know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.
if you think in "math."
if you've calculated that the World Series actually diverges.
if you hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function.
if you have a pet named after a scientist.
if you laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
if the Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schroedinger's Cat experiment.
if you can translate English into Binary.
if you can't remember what's behind the door in the science building which says "Exit."
if you have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because there's a wind-chill factor in the lab.
If you are completely addicted to caffeine.
if you avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe.
if you consider ANY non-science course "easy."
if when your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.
if the "fun" center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.
if you'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier.
if you understood more than five of these indicators.
if you make a hard copy of this list, and post it on your door.
if you think it might be a neat idea to send this message to all of your friends in the form of e-mail.


425 posted on 07/15/2005 10:56:15 AM PDT by Responsibility1st
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To: r-q-tek86
The difference between the older generation and the younger generation... the younger generation does math in their head and checks it with a calculator... the older generation does math on a calculator and checks it in their head...

The younger generation takes whatever the computer spits out as gospel. If it comes out wrong, they go to the Internet to try to download an upgrade.

Some days you're the pencil, some days you're the eraser.

Shalom.

426 posted on 07/15/2005 10:56:40 AM PDT by ArGee (So that's how liberty dies, with thunderous applause. - Padme Amidala)
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To: ArGee
Some days you're the blonde in the car, some days the lamp post.

You make me laugh ArGee

427 posted on 07/15/2005 10:56:52 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window)
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To: StinkyDilly
Your Brain is 40.00% Female, 60.00% Male
You have a total boy brain Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts And while your emotions do sway you sometimes... You never like to get feelings too involved
What Gender Is Your Brain?

428 posted on 07/15/2005 10:57:13 AM PDT by JimWforBush (Don't touch my Willie - Kevin Fowler)
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To: StinkyDilly
You are dreamy, peaceful, and young at heart. Optimistic and caring, you tend to see the best in people. You tend to be always smiling - and making others smile. You are shy and intelligent... and a very hard worker. You're also funny, but many people don't see your funny side. Your subtle dry humor leaves your close friends in stitches.
The World's Shortest Personality Test

429 posted on 07/15/2005 10:57:16 AM PDT by PaulaB (Badness is only spoiled goodness)
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To: StinkyDilly; Dashing Dasher
Your Brain is 46.67% Female, 53.33% Male
Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female You are both sensitive and savvy Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve
What Gender Is Your Brain?

430 posted on 07/15/2005 10:58:18 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: StinkyDilly
Which answer goes with which result is too obvious.

Your Brain is 20.00% Female, 80.00% Male
You've got the brain of a manly man Feelings, schmeelings... tears aren't for you. You could break both legs and not get misty eyed. A great problem solver, nothing ever phases you.
What Gender Is Your Brain?

431 posted on 07/15/2005 10:58:31 AM PDT by The_Victor (Doh!... stupid tagline)
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To: BJClinton
Do not go here if you're easily offended. But then, why the hell are you on the OFST if you're easily offended.

It offends me that you would think I'm not easily offended.

Some days you're the keister, some days the bowl.

Shalom.

432 posted on 07/15/2005 10:58:33 AM PDT by ArGee (So that's how liberty dies, with thunderous applause. - Padme Amidala)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
"Just Kidding... Love you long time"

I am jealous now!:o(

You still have me Lisandra, your Faria. lol

433 posted on 07/15/2005 10:58:56 AM PDT by JimWforBush (Don't touch my Willie - Kevin Fowler)
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To: Dashing Dasher
How do you kill a blond?

put a mirror at the bottom of a swimming pool

I'm dead but I just can't help myself

434 posted on 07/15/2005 10:59:07 AM PDT by Cowman (Just when you hit the bottom of the stupid hole you notice the guy next to you is digging)
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To: StinkyDilly
I hate Hippies!

You are funky, outdoorsy, and down to earth. While you may not be a total hippie... You're definitely one of the most free spirited people around. You are very impulsive - every day is a new adventure. However, you do put some thought behind all your actions. Still, you do tend to shock and offend people from time to time!
The World's Shortest Personality Test

435 posted on 07/15/2005 10:59:52 AM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
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To: PaulaB
Your Daddy Is Darth Vader
What You Call Him: Papito Why You Love Him: You don't love him, you just love calling him "daddy"
Who's Your Daddy?

436 posted on 07/15/2005 10:59:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This ain't your granddaddy's America!)
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To: ArGee

Some days you're the...NO, that would get me banned.


437 posted on 07/15/2005 11:00:13 AM PDT by fredhead ("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
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To: StinkyDilly
No, THESE are shirts for nerds.
438 posted on 07/15/2005 11:01:13 AM PDT by jtminton (Help stop second hand rap!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
You don't love him, you just love calling him "daddy"

LOL
439 posted on 07/15/2005 11:01:28 AM PDT by PaulaB (Badness is only spoiled goodness)
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To: JimWforBush
Faria still loves me, I am vindicated.
440 posted on 07/15/2005 11:01:39 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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