"Yes, Starbuck, I did, but I don't care. Our new capes make us look THUPER!"
That one's for KevinDavis :)
Posted on 07/15/2005 6:34:13 AM PDT by TheBigB
What's that?
What's that I hear?
Did someone say...FRIDAY?!?!? :)
Why yes, I believe they did! Time for FRIDAY SILLINESS! AS always, feel free to post jokes, silly pics, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!
"Apollo, did you hear there's a new GALACTICA series now?"
"Yes, Starbuck, I did, but I don't care. Our new capes make us look THUPER!"
That one's for KevinDavis :)
"What? Kerry lost? NOOOOOOO!" 
"Yeah I want silliness...and Cheezy Poofs!" 
"We're gonna have silliness is Pennsylvania! And North Carolina! And Tennessee! And Montana! And YEEEEAAARRGGGHHHHH!" 
| Your Brain is 40.00% Female, 60.00% Male |
| You have a total boy brain Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts And while your emotions do sway you sometimes... You never like to get feelings too involved |
I thought that was a J.A.P.'s favorite wine...
Somehow I think that will be the joke.
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF...
if you have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.
if you enjoy pain.
if you know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.
if you chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force."
if you've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.
if when you look in a mirror, you see an engineering major.
if it is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.
if you frequently whistle the theme song to "MacGyver."
if you always do homework on Friday nights.
if you know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.
if you think in "math."
if you've calculated that the World Series actually diverges.
if you hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function.
if you have a pet named after a scientist.
if you laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
if the Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schroedinger's Cat experiment.
if you can translate English into Binary.
if you can't remember what's behind the door in the science building which says "Exit."
if you have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because there's a wind-chill factor in the lab.
If you are completely addicted to caffeine.
if you avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe.
if you consider ANY non-science course "easy."
if when your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.
if the "fun" center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.
if you'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier.
if you understood more than five of these indicators.
if you make a hard copy of this list, and post it on your door.
if you think it might be a neat idea to send this message to all of your friends in the form of e-mail.
The younger generation takes whatever the computer spits out as gospel. If it comes out wrong, they go to the Internet to try to download an upgrade.
Some days you're the pencil, some days you're the eraser.
Shalom.
You make me laugh ArGee
| Your Brain is 40.00% Female, 60.00% Male |
| You have a total boy brain Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts And while your emotions do sway you sometimes... You never like to get feelings too involved |
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| Your Brain is 46.67% Female, 53.33% Male |
| Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female You are both sensitive and savvy Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve |
| Your Brain is 20.00% Female, 80.00% Male |
| You've got the brain of a manly man Feelings, schmeelings... tears aren't for you. You could break both legs and not get misty eyed. A great problem solver, nothing ever phases you. |
It offends me that you would think I'm not easily offended.
Some days you're the keister, some days the bowl.
Shalom.
I am jealous now!:o(
You still have me Lisandra, your Faria. lol
put a mirror at the bottom of a swimming pool
I'm dead but I just can't help myself
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| Your Daddy Is Darth Vader |
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Some days you're the...NO, that would get me banned.
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