"Yes, Starbuck, I did, but I don't care. Our new capes make us look THUPER!"
That one's for KevinDavis :)
Posted on 07/15/2005 6:34:13 AM PDT by TheBigB
What's that?
What's that I hear?
Did someone say...FRIDAY?!?!? :)
Why yes, I believe they did! Time for FRIDAY SILLINESS! AS always, feel free to post jokes, silly pics, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!
"Apollo, did you hear there's a new GALACTICA series now?"
"Yes, Starbuck, I did, but I don't care. Our new capes make us look THUPER!"
That one's for KevinDavis :)
"What? Kerry lost? NOOOOOOO!" 
"Yeah I want silliness...and Cheezy Poofs!" 
"We're gonna have silliness is Pennsylvania! And North Carolina! And Tennessee! And Montana! And YEEEEAAARRGGGHHHHH!" 
hilarious. Gives new meaning to "bad hair day."
You don't have to ask: Do these pants make my butt look big?
Very cool...I sent it out on my email list
You ought to send it to Rush and Hugh Hewitt
You rock! Thanks for the link.
LOL!
Hey, ArGee, pass me the chocolate, will ya? I'm in need of a chocolate fix right now.
I took a guess and got it right.
My 2.5 year old son doesn't wait until he's asleep.
Those are hilarious.
That works for me.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation... I wonder if that means...?
Why Engineers Make the Best Lovers
10. - The world does revolve around us... we choose the coordinate system.
9. - No "couple" enjoy a better "moment".
8. - We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.
7. - We have significant figures.
6. - EK301: The motion of rigid bodies.
5. - Projectile motion: Do we need to say more?
4. - Engineers do it to specification.
3. - According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite.
2. - We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.
1. - WE KNOW THE RIGHT HAND RULE!
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Timbits
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.
"How much does it cost for engineer brain?"
"Three dollars an ounce."
"How much does it cost for programmer brain?"
"Four dollars an ounce."
"How much for lawyer brain?"
"$1,000 an ounce."
"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"
"Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"
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