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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***
7/15/05 | TheBigB

Posted on 07/15/2005 6:34:13 AM PDT by TheBigB

What's that?

What's that I hear?

Did someone say...FRIDAY?!?!? :)

Why yes, I believe they did! Time for FRIDAY SILLINESS! AS always, feel free to post jokes, silly pics, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!

"Apollo, did you hear there's a new GALACTICA series now?"
"Yes, Starbuck, I did, but I don't care. Our new capes make us look THUPER!"

That one's for KevinDavis :)

"What? Kerry lost? NOOOOOOO!"

"Yeah I want silliness...and Cheezy Poofs!"

"We're gonna have silliness is Pennsylvania! And North Carolina! And Tennessee! And Montana! And YEEEEAAARRGGGHHHHH!"


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To: TheBigB

Two Iraqi spies met in a busy restaurant after they had successfully slipped into the U.S.

The first spy starts speaking in Arabic.

The second spy shushes him quickly and whispers:

"Don't blow our cover. You're in America now. Speak Spanish."


121 posted on 07/15/2005 8:10:12 AM PDT by lilylangtree
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To: Fierce Allegiance
I told him to show me how he knows the computer is right. Ahhh, kids

The difference between the older generation and the younger generation... the younger generation does math in their head and checks it with a calculator... the older generation does math on a calculator and checks it in their head...

122 posted on 07/15/2005 8:12:09 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window)
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To: r-q-tek86
I know how to use that, however I use this guy daily:


123 posted on 07/15/2005 8:12:14 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This ain't your granddaddy's America!)
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To: BJClinton
I'll take a stab at this.

left to right:
1) Almond Joy
2) Mounds
3) Butter Finger
4) ?
5) KitKat
6) Twix
7) Rolo?
8) M&Ms
9) Snickers
10) ?
11) 3 Musketeers
12) Payday?

124 posted on 07/15/2005 8:12:31 AM PDT by The_Victor (Doh!... stupid tagline)
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To: r-q-tek86
I was just searching for an image of a parallel bar... I HATED t-squares.

I hated them too, but not all of the drafting tables at school had parallel bars, so I had to adjust to the square. I am so glad I don't use it anymore.


125 posted on 07/15/2005 8:12:54 AM PDT by JimWforBush (Don't touch my Willie - Kevin Fowler)
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To: JimWforBush

That's a smudger!


126 posted on 07/15/2005 8:13:09 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This ain't your granddaddy's America!)
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To: TheBigB

A young executive and his platinum blonde date went food-shopping so he could cook for her, and on the way to the store, and all the way back home, he pointed out all the neat options on his new Cadillac.
He has full sacks under each arm so he asks her to get his housekey out of his pocket.
She pulls out the key, and a couple golf tees.
Handing him the key, she holds up the tees and says,
"What are these cute little things?"
He said, "I use those things to hold up my balls when I'm driving on the golf course."
She replied, "Well, what will those folks at Cadillac think of next??"


127 posted on 07/15/2005 8:13:17 AM PDT by tumblindice
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To: Fierce Allegiance

It looks all wound up and ready to go!!


128 posted on 07/15/2005 8:13:46 AM PDT by handy old one (It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristotle)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
I don't know what it's called

It's called a ruling pen

129 posted on 07/15/2005 8:13:46 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window)
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To: StinkyDilly
LOL
Good morning Stinky...good to see ya sister.....
131 posted on 07/15/2005 8:15:37 AM PDT by PaulaB (Badness is only spoiled goodness)
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To: tumblindice
What do you call six blonds standing in a row.

A wind tunnel.

132 posted on 07/15/2005 8:16:24 AM PDT by Cowman (Just when you hit the bottom of the stupid hole you notice the guy next to you is digging)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
I prefer this to the old "smudger"...


133 posted on 07/15/2005 8:16:42 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window)
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To: handy old one

The one in the pic isn't mine. Mine has my name in paintstick on the back, touches of orange, white, green & blue marking paint on it and a dent where at was knocked off my aluminum clipboard on the worktrain by a 100mph Amtrak train. Still works fine, and I remember what most of the buttons dop.

I also still have the 98 page quick start guide, but can't find the 500 page full manual.


134 posted on 07/15/2005 8:16:51 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This ain't your granddaddy's America!)
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To: BJClinton
Do not go here if you're easily offended. But then, why the hell are you on the OFST if you're easily offended.

http://www.madcomics.de/osama/osama-bin-donkey.jpg
136 posted on 07/15/2005 8:17:21 AM PDT by BJClinton (The bubble of housing bubble threads is about to pop!)
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To: martin_fierro

137 posted on 07/15/2005 8:17:32 AM PDT by SeamusVA
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To: Cowman

Q. Why does it take longer to build a blond snowman?
A. Because you have to hollow the head out.


138 posted on 07/15/2005 8:17:45 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window)
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To: r-q-tek86

I do my damndest to avoid anything remotely related to cad. I just ridicule others cad work.


139 posted on 07/15/2005 8:18:24 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This ain't your granddaddy's America!)
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To: TheBigB

Finally. It's been a long week. :)


140 posted on 07/15/2005 8:18:42 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkes.)
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