"Yes, Starbuck, I did, but I don't care. Our new capes make us look THUPER!"
That one's for KevinDavis :)
Posted on 07/15/2005 6:34:13 AM PDT by TheBigB
What's that?
What's that I hear?
Did someone say...FRIDAY?!?!? :)
Why yes, I believe they did! Time for FRIDAY SILLINESS! AS always, feel free to post jokes, silly pics, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!
"Apollo, did you hear there's a new GALACTICA series now?"
"Yes, Starbuck, I did, but I don't care. Our new capes make us look THUPER!"
That one's for KevinDavis :)
"What? Kerry lost? NOOOOOOO!" 
"Yeah I want silliness...and Cheezy Poofs!" 
"We're gonna have silliness is Pennsylvania! And North Carolina! And Tennessee! And Montana! And YEEEEAAARRGGGHHHHH!" 
Two Iraqi spies met in a busy restaurant after they had successfully slipped into the U.S.
The first spy starts speaking in Arabic.
The second spy shushes him quickly and whispers:
"Don't blow our cover. You're in America now. Speak Spanish."
The difference between the older generation and the younger generation... the younger generation does math in their head and checks it with a calculator... the older generation does math on a calculator and checks it in their head...
left to right:
1) Almond Joy
2) Mounds
3) Butter Finger
4) ?
5) KitKat
6) Twix
7) Rolo?
8) M&Ms
9) Snickers
10) ?
11) 3 Musketeers
12) Payday?
I hated them too, but not all of the drafting tables at school had parallel bars, so I had to adjust to the square. I am so glad I don't use it anymore.
That's a smudger!
A young executive and his platinum blonde date went food-shopping so he could cook for her, and on the way to the store, and all the way back home, he pointed out all the neat options on his new Cadillac.
He has full sacks under each arm so he asks her to get his housekey out of his pocket.
She pulls out the key, and a couple golf tees.
Handing him the key, she holds up the tees and says,
"What are these cute little things?"
He said, "I use those things to hold up my balls when I'm driving on the golf course."
She replied, "Well, what will those folks at Cadillac think of next??"
It looks all wound up and ready to go!!
It's called a ruling pen
A wind tunnel.
The one in the pic isn't mine. Mine has my name in paintstick on the back, touches of orange, white, green & blue marking paint on it and a dent where at was knocked off my aluminum clipboard on the worktrain by a 100mph Amtrak train. Still works fine, and I remember what most of the buttons dop.
I also still have the 98 page quick start guide, but can't find the 500 page full manual.
Q. Why does it take longer to build a blond snowman?
A. Because you have to hollow the head out.
I do my damndest to avoid anything remotely related to cad. I just ridicule others cad work.
Finally. It's been a long week. :)
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