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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***
7/15/05 | TheBigB

Posted on 07/15/2005 6:34:13 AM PDT by TheBigB

What's that?

What's that I hear?

Did someone say...FRIDAY?!?!? :)

Why yes, I believe they did! Time for FRIDAY SILLINESS! AS always, feel free to post jokes, silly pics, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!

"Apollo, did you hear there's a new GALACTICA series now?"
"Yes, Starbuck, I did, but I don't care. Our new capes make us look THUPER!"

That one's for KevinDavis :)

"What? Kerry lost? NOOOOOOO!"

"Yeah I want silliness...and Cheezy Poofs!"

"We're gonna have silliness is Pennsylvania! And North Carolina! And Tennessee! And Montana! And YEEEEAAARRGGGHHHHH!"


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To: Fierce Allegiance

Glad you enjoyed it. We all just need a slow news day once in awhile.


101 posted on 07/15/2005 7:55:06 AM PDT by Responsibility1st
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To: day10

102 posted on 07/15/2005 7:56:59 AM PDT by day10 (Rules cannot substitute for character.)
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To: r-q-tek86
For all you old time engineers..

I don't know about the old part (I'm 32), but I still have one. I don't know why of course, LOL

103 posted on 07/15/2005 7:57:03 AM PDT by JimWforBush (Don't touch my Willie - Kevin Fowler)
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To: TheBigB; Tijeras_Slim; Petronski; pissant; Constitution Day; Fierce Allegiance; Thinkin' Gal; ...
Silly Site of the Day:

AT&T Labs Research Text to Speech Interactive Demo

Type (limited) text into the box, and listen to the advances made in text-to-speech technology.

A range of voices and accents are available.

"Audrey" the female british accent is generally the best. Make her say all SORTS of naughty, naughty things.


104 posted on 07/15/2005 7:57:29 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: BJClinton
scrapes plaque off of teeth?

Nope... I bet Fierce knows what one of those is, though...

105 posted on 07/15/2005 7:57:51 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window)
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To: TheBigB
A "two"-fer, today. :)


106 posted on 07/15/2005 7:58:36 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("As a conservative site, Free Republic is pro-G-d, PRO-LIFE..." -- FR founder Jim Robinson)
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To: Fog Nozzle

107 posted on 07/15/2005 7:58:55 AM PDT by BureaucratusMaximus (The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.)
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To: BJClinton

You have reached the Clinton White House Voice Mail...
Thank you for calling theWH. You have reached theWH voice mail system. No one is available to take your call at this time because the entire administration is out to lunch. Please follow these instructions carefully to leave your message. When you are finished, don't hang up until the FBI finishes tracing the call.
- If you are maile & would like to leave a message for the President, press 9
- If you are female and would like to leave a message for the president, press M-O-T-E-L-6
- To leave a message for Mrs.Clinton, press N-O-W
- If you are male and would like to leave a message for Chelsea, press N-O-W-A-Y
- To leave a messagefor Buddy, press D-O-G
- To leave a message for Socks, press D-O-G-F-O-O-D
- for Roger Clinton, press A-A
- For Ted Keddedy, Press 7-A-N-D-7
- For Janet Reno, press W-A-C-O
- To Support Hillary's Birth Control program, press F-R-I-G-I-D
- For affirmative action, press 3 and step to the back of the phone booth
- To arrange a night in the Lincoln Bedroom, press D-O-L-L-A-R
To speak to a slikc operator, stay on the line and the president will answer your call shortly.


108 posted on 07/15/2005 8:00:15 AM PDT by newfrpr04
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To: JimWforBush
A friend of mine had one of these

in a frame in his office... just to see if anyone would know what it was.

109 posted on 07/15/2005 8:00:27 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window)
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To: BureaucratusMaximus

110 posted on 07/15/2005 8:02:02 AM PDT by BureaucratusMaximus (The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.)
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To: BJClinton

Well, I can identify the Three Musketeers bar and the m&ms...What more do I need?


111 posted on 07/15/2005 8:02:03 AM PDT by LongElegantLegs ("Se habla, MoFo!")
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To: r-q-tek86

Q. What's the difference between a hamster and a cow?
A. Cows survive the branding.


112 posted on 07/15/2005 8:02:47 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window)
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To: SeamusVA; TheBigB

Peep Research

113 posted on 07/15/2005 8:03:36 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: r-q-tek86
A friend of mine had one of these

Oh gawd, I have one of those too. I am not sure if I should admit though that I can actually use it as well. LOL Now I do feel old.

114 posted on 07/15/2005 8:04:22 AM PDT by JimWforBush (Don't touch my Willie - Kevin Fowler)
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To: martin_fierro

LOL. I helped develop the earlier version of that back in '01. Great to see it being put to such uses as this.


115 posted on 07/15/2005 8:05:05 AM PDT by BJClinton (The bubble of housing bubble threads is about to pop!)
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To: martin_fierro

Best. Silly. Site. Ever.


116 posted on 07/15/2005 8:05:57 AM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost (Spirit of '75)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Stolen graphic:

LMAO

117 posted on 07/15/2005 8:06:55 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window)
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To: r-q-tek86
This one is easy.


118 posted on 07/15/2005 8:08:31 AM PDT by JimWforBush (Don't touch my Willie - Kevin Fowler)
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To: r-q-tek86

I have one. I don't know what it's called or what I am supposed to do with it. It was my grandaddy's, but he was a lawyer.

BTW, I taught Anthony, our summer intern, how to use a planimeter earlier this week. He said "That's dumb, just use the computer." I told him to show me how he knows the computer is right. Ahhh, kids.


119 posted on 07/15/2005 8:09:49 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This ain't your granddaddy's America!)
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To: JimWforBush

I was just searching for an image of a parallel bar... I HATED t-squares.


120 posted on 07/15/2005 8:10:02 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window)
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