The Guild 6-14-2005 Superstitions about Dreams and Meanings of Dreams

6-14-2005

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

 

Superstitions about Dreams and Meanings of Dreams

WHEN you had the dream:
		Dreams at night are a devil's delight Dreams in the morning, heed the angels' warning.
WHAT the dream was about:
ACORN	Dreaming of acorns predicts pleasant things & that much gain is to be expected.
	For a woman to dream of eating acorns denotes that she will rise to a position of ease & pleasure. To dream of shaking acorns from a tree means that you will rapidly attain your wishes in business or love.
AIRPORT	In a dream the sight of a busy airport represents the desire for freedom and/or travel. If the airport is empty and deserted your own travel plans will be changed or delayed.
ALMONDS	If you see almonds in your dream you'll have a temporary sorrow. If you ate and enjoyed them, you'll be lucky, but if they tasted bitter, you should delay any contemplated changes for as long as possible.
ANGELS	A favorable dream forecasting success, protection, happiness, and rewarding friendships.
BABY	To see a baby in your dream signifies innocence, warmth and new beginnings. A love affair may be blooming for you in your near future. You will also make new and fun friends. If a woman dreams she is nursing a baby, she will be deceived by the one she trusts the most
BALLOON	Seeing balloons in your dream indicates a dashing of hope on any and all fronts, business or love, as well as a general falling off of all kinds of businesses you may be involved in. If you are ascending in a balloon this is an omen of especially frustrating conditions in your life.
BEAR	To dream of killing a bear foretells liberation from entanglements.
BED	To dream of a clean, white bed denotes the end of worries. If a woman dreams of making a bed, there will soon be a new lover in her life.
BICYCLE	To dream of riding a bicycle uphill signifies bright prospects. To dream of riding downhill calls for care - misfortune is near.
BIRDS	Flying birds are a sign of prosperity to the dreamer.
BIRTH	If you dream of death it's a sign of a birth, if you dream of birth, it's a sign of death.
BUTTERFLY	To see a butterfly among flowers indicates prosperity. To see butterflies flying around denotes news from absent friends by letter or from someone who has seen them.
CANDLES	To see candles burning with a clear and steady flame denotes the constancy of those around you and a well-grounded fortune.
CATS	Dreaming of a cat is a generally unfortunate omen and it shows treachery as well as a run of bad luck. Cats attacking you represent enemies; if you succeed banishing them you will overcome great obstacles and rise in fortune and fame.
CROW	Seeing a crow in your dream means disappointment in everything, grief and misfortune.
CROWN	To dream of a crown predicts a change in your life. The dreamer will travel a long distance from home & form new relationships.
DEATH	If you dream of death it's a sign of a birth, if you dream of birth, it's a sign of death.
DANCING	To dream that you are dancing means that some unexpected good fortune will come to you.
DECEASED PERSON	If you should dream of a deceased person and this person speaks only to you, pay close attention to what the spirit is telling you as it could be very important to you. To dream of seeing a deceased person is normally a dream of warning, and it tells you that the influences around you at this time do not bode well for your affairs, and you should not enter into any binding contracts or verbal agreements.
DIAMONDS	To dream of owning diamonds is a very promising dream signifying great honor and recognition from high places.
DOG	To dream about a dog indicates great gain and constant friends. To hear the barking of dogs foretells news of depressing nature. Difficulties are more likely to follow.
DRAGONFLY	If you dream that a dragonfly lands on your body then you will have excellent news from someone far away from home. If you see a dead dragonfly, then the news will be bad. A dragonfly perched gracefully on some other object shows that you will soon be having guests that may be hard to get rid of.
DRIVING	If you dream that you are driving a vehicle it is a sign that you should be careful to take no chances with your money, such as gambling, in the next two weeks or so. If someone else is doing the driving you will find yourself in luck, money wise.
FACE	To dream of a smiling face signifies pleasant new friends, experiences, and/or financial gains. To dream of unpleasant or grotesque (unless amusingly so) faces portend loss. To dream you are washing your face denotes a necessity to atone for some past indiscretion; better make amends! To see the faces of strangers signifies an approaching change of residence.
FALLING		To dream of falling indicates a loss of emotional equilibrium or self-control. It may represent your insecurity, a lack of self-confidence, a fear of failure or an inability to cope with a situation. If you fall a long distance in your dream and get hurt, be prepared for really hard times ahead; but if you fall and are not injured your upsets will be minor and temporary.

WHAT the dream was about:
GANG	To dream that you are confronted or threatened by a gang signifies circumstances or situations in your waking life which are overwhelming and you feel have ganged up on you.
GARDEN	To see a vegetable garden in your dream symbolizes increased prosperity will come your way through diligence and care. It also suggests of stability and inner growth. To see a flower garden in your dream foretells of tranquility, comfort, true love and happy home in your future. To see a sparse, weed-infested garden denotes that you have neglected your spiritual needs.
GLOVES	To dream of gloves means that you will have a lawsuit or business troubles, but you will settle them in a manner that satisfies you. To find a pair of gloves denotes a marriage or new love affair.
HAIR	Dreaming about hair means that you are careless in your personal affairs and will lose advancement by neglecting mental application.
HAIRDRESSER	For a woman to dream of going to a hairdresser shows she will soon be entangled in some family scandal concerning the morals of a member of her family. Should she have her hair dyed, she will narrowly escape imprisonment. For a man to dream of a hairdresser will presage much gossip or a need to dominate a beautiful woman.
HAM	If you dream of eating ham then you will lose something that means a lot to you.
HONEY	To dream of eating honey foretells that you will attain wealth and love.
ICE	Sitting on ice in your dreams is a dream of the contrary.
ICE CREAM	Eating, making, selling or serving ice cream suggests that you are feeling contentment and satisfaction in your life.
JAIL	To dream that your lover is in jail signifies that this lover is deceitful and untrustworthy. To dream that you are in jail signifies your feelings of confinement and suffocation.
JAM	If you dream of eating jam you will suffer embarrassment at the hands of a woman through no fault of your own.
KANGAROO	Seeing a kangaroo in your dreams foretells unexpected and exciting trips.
KEYS	To dream of keys denotes unexpected change. If the keys are lost, unpleasant adventures will affect you. To find keys means domestic peace and success in business.
KILLING	If you dreamed of killing someone, whether intentionally or by accident, it signifies a period of severe emotional stress during which you must make a heroic effort to control your temper.

WHAT the dream was about:
LETTER	To dream of receiving a letter from a friend foretells their arrival or that you will hear from them soon.
LIGHTS	A light shining out of the dark, or a flashlight beam, shows that you will finally find the truth in a situation or the answer to a personal problem that you have been searching for. If the light is dim, you will only find part of the solution.
MAGIC	Any form of magic in a dream predicts unexpected changes. To dream of being mystified and/or amused by a magician indicates a reunion with a long-lost friend or the rekindling of a past love affair.
MARRIAGE	Dreaming of a marriage, or a wedding, is the sign of a death in the family. If the marriage was between strangers, then the death pertains to a not too close acquaintance or friend.
MICE	Dreaming of mice foretells domestic troubles or that business affairs will assume a discouraging tone. If you dream of a mouse jumping on you or getting in your clothing, then you will be involved in a scandal with a friend.
MONKEY	To dream of a monkey denotes that you have deceitful friends who will flatter you to advance their own interests.
NECK	A dream featuring the neck is a sign of approaching money, unless the dream concerned a broken neck, in which case it is a warning against mismanagement of your affairs.
NECKLACE	If you dream of losing a necklace you will soon be suffering bereavement of a loved one. If you dream your loved one places a necklace around your neck or that you are wearing one, it shows an early marriage and a happy domestic life.
NEEDLE	To find a needle predicts that you will have friends who appreciate you. To look for a needle foretells useless worries.
OAK TREE	To dream of an old, spreading oak means long life and prosperity. If it is filled with acorns you are due a promotion or some type of increase in your life. If a newlywed sees many oak trees in a forest it foretells a long marriage and many children.
OCEAN	If you dream you are standing on shore and watching the waves foam up as they break over the beach foretells that you will have some narrow escape from an accidental injury. If you are far out on the ocean and hear the waves as they lap against the hull of the ship, you will have setbacks in your business and a troubled domestic scene. To sail on a calm ocean is always a good omen for all concerned.
OWL	To dream of an owl denotes a narrow escape from desperate illness or death.

WHAT the dream was about:
RACCOON	To dream of a raccoon warns you to be on your guard.. To see a raccoon in your dream shows that people are presenting false faces to you in your everyday life. To be chased by a raccoon shows that a person you thought a friend has turned on you and now works behind your back for your downfall.
RAPE	Take this dream as a warning. Take precautions, protect yourself emotionally and physically and don't engage in careless behaviors.
ROSE	If a woman dreams of receiving a rose and places it in her hair then will she be deceived by someone thought of as a good friend. If she receives a bouquet of roses in the Springtime she will find true love but if it is winter her search will be fruitless. To see a rose bush in full foliage denotes a wedding in the family.
RUNNING	Dream of running: a sign of a big change in your life.
SNAKES	To see a lone snake and feel threatened by it shows that you have a bad enemy that is working against you, it also a warning against bodily harm from an enemy. To dream of many snakes in a pit is the foreboding of much bad luck in love or business. Should you overcome and kill a threatening snake in your dream shows that you will overcome your adversary and win out.
SPIDERS		All spiders except tarantulas are omens of good luck. The larger the spider, the bigger the rewards. If you see a spider climbing the wall you will have your dearest wish come true. If you see a spider spinning a web you will have an increase in your income due to hard work.
TATTOOS	If you dream you are a tattoo artist and you are tattooing someone's body you will soon break with friends or family over strange practices. If you dream you are the one being tattooed you will become the target for a strangers jealousy but if you see someone else with tattoos then you will take a long, hard journey from home.
TEA	To dream that you are thirsty for tea means that you will be surprised with uninvited guests.
TEETH	If you dream of having false teeth this indicates that you will have unexpected help on a problem. To dream of rotten teeth shows that you have been telling someone a lie or using your smooth words for getting your own way. If your teeth are rotten, crooked, and/or falling out this means that your lies are hurting someone very badly and that you will soon be found out. If you dream you have swallowed a tooth you will soon have too 'eat your words'
UMBRELLA	Carrying a closed umbrella in the rain is highly unfortunate for the dreamer and his business plans. To dream of carrying an open umbrella in the rain is a very fortunate sign that speaks of good luck in most endeavors. A leaky umbrella denotes quarrels with loved ones.
WATER	Dreaming of clear water is a sign of great good luck and prosperity, a dream of muddy water foretells sadness or sorry for the dreamer through hearing of an illness or death of someone he/she knows well. Dirty water warns of unscrupulous people who would bring you to ruin.
YARN	To dream of yarn shows you will soon become the wife of a wealthy man.

[mountaineer]

Liz Hurley, the model turned actress turned clothing designer, says she’s sick of big women wearing small clothes. When asked what clothes she’d like to see banned, Hurley told the London Mirror: “Anything that is too small or too tight, unless you're slim and toned. I'm sick of seeing flab bulging out all over. Bare legs in a miniskirt can look dodgy at any age.”
(MSNBC, Scoop)

Amen.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

If you remember The Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this will bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when game show responses were spontaneous and clever, not scripted and [often] dull as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course.



Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes

Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.

Q. According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A. Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.

Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.

Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love You"?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.

Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get Enough"?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.

Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.

Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.

Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.

Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.

Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.

Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.

Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?

Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.

Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.

Q. While visiting China, your tour guide starts shouting "Poo! Poo! Poo!" What does this mean?
A. George Gobel: Cattle crossing.

Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn't neglected.

Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.

Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?

Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.

Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet

Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and Laugh

[gopwinsin04]

Leo post bottle attack in Hollyweird! He really dodged the bullet, looks like the stiches are all on his eyebrows.

[angcat]

If your teeth are rotten, crooked, and/or falling out this means that your lies are hurting someone very badly and that you will soon be found out.


I had this dream and woke up pregnant. My mom said the above means birth. She must have a different book.

[Endeavor]

PIRRO FOR NY SENATOR

Tough on Ed Cox.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

The newly engaged Katie Holmes still has some explaining to do to her friends and family.

There were 16 days in April during which no one seems to know where she was.


AP
Katie Holmes
Holmes made a public appearance on April 4 at the premiere of "Steel Magnolias" on Broadway.

She came with her publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnick, and a couple of other friends. They were there to support Rebecca Gayheart, who was making her Broadway debut.

I know this because I spoke to Holmes at length during the play's intermission. She said she had just moved into her New York apartment and was looking forward to seeing the city.

I also know that on April 4, she had not yet made the acquaintance of Tom Cruise. She briefly dated Josh Hartnett after breaking up with actor Chris Klein.

Hartnett, Klein, Cruise: Which of these three is not like the others?

Klein and Hartnett are young and tall. Cruise is middle-aged and height-challenged.

On the other hand, he's the biggest movie star in the world. They are not.

Holmes was busy during that first week in April. On April 7, she was photographed at the Fragrance Foundation's FiFi event.

Four days later, Holmes was still in New York and was photographed at VH1's "Save the Music" concert. She still had not met Cruise.

Sometime that week, her friends say, she flew to Los Angeles for a meeting with Cruise about a role in "Mission: Impossible 3." The meeting took place after April 11.

The next time anyone heard from Holmes was on April 27, when she appeared in public as Cruise's girlfriend and love of his life.

Where was she during those 16 days?

Somewhere during that time, she decided to fire both her manager and agent, each of whom she had been with for years and who were devoted to her.

The manager, John Carrabino, also handles Renée Zellweger and is beloved by his clients.

Holmes also acquired a new best friend, Jessica Feshbach, the daughter of Joe Feshbach, a controversial Palo Alto, Calif., bond trader.

The Feshbach family, according to published documents, has donated millions to the Church of Scientology. Jessica's aunt even runs a Scientology center in Florida.

According to Richard Behar's now famous 1991 story in Time magazine about Scientology, the Feshbachs were the subject of congressional hearings in 1989.

Behar wrote: "The heads of several companies claimed that Feshbach operatives have spread false information to government agencies and posed in various guises — such as a Securities and Exchange Commission official — in an effort to discredit the companies and drive the stocks down.

"Michael Russell, who ran a chain of business journals, testified that a Feshbach employee called his bankers and interfered with his loans. Sometimes the Feshbachs send private detectives to dig up dirt on firms, which is then shared with business reporters, brokers and fund managers."

The risk-taking Feshbachs, known the world over for making their fortune "shorting" stocks, and the level-headed, conservative Holmeses would be a difficult mix at a dinner table.

Katie's father, Martin Holmes, is the senior partner in a large and respected Toledo, Ohio, law firm. His son, Martin Jr., has recently joined the firm. He's a Harvard graduate. Katie's mom, Kathy, is frequently cited in Toledo for her charity work.

There is some fear among Holmes' close circle that her instant romance with Cruise is not as organic as portrayed.

For one thing, Holmes was raised a strict Catholic. Also, gone from the picture are two close Holmes friends who used to be with her when she did publicity for a film.

One of these is Meghann Birie, a childhood friend who has suddenly disappeared from Holmes' world. Another, a local TV producer here in New York, was too afraid to discuss the situation with me.

We know that Cruise auditioned several actresses for this role before settling on Holmes. This column reported a story about Jennifer Garner. There have been published stories about Kate Bosworth, Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Alba being approached.

A newer one involves Scarlett Johansson, who ran for her life when presented with a fait accompli dinner at the Scientology Celebrity Centre in Hollywood.

And history has been rewritten since the April 27 unveiling.

Curiously, since the Cruise-Holmes situation popped up, we have heard over and over again that Cruise was the young actress' idol when she was growing up.

That's certainly interesting because all of the publicity that used to run on Holmes — still found all over the Internet — lists another Tom as her favorite actor.

That would be Tom Hanks.

[mountaineer]

Unless Katie's friends and family follow her into Scientology, they can count on seeing a lot less of her.

[MaeWest]

Who or what did actress Mena Suvari bring home from the bar the other night?

I don't know but she/he/it is pretty pathetic if he/she/it thinks their t-shirt is clever.

[BigWaveBetty]

I had this dream and woke up pregnant.

Interesting... I have to go to all the trouble of having sex. :-)

[BigWaveBetty]

Cameron looks like she's been hitting the plastic surgery hard instead of the waves...

Quick, somebody whisper to Cameron that a one piece and/or a tankini is much cheaper than bad plastic surgery.

[angcat]

LOL


Well it was not that easy but I did have the missing teeth dream. Well anyway that won't happen again thanks to the miracle of getting neutered! :)

[mountaineer]

Oh, the humanity!

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Oprah Winfrey wants to hit Hermès where it hurts - in its fine leather wallet. You may have heard that the talk queen was denied entry to the luxury-goods store's Paris branch last weekend at closing time. According to one report, Hermès staffers rebuffed Winfrey because they didn't recognize her and because they'd been "having a problem with North Africans lately."

But friends of Oprah say that's bunk.

"They knew exactly who she was," a pal tells us. "They specifically said, 'We know who you are.'"

The source says Oprah arrived just after 6:30 p.m., when there were still shoppers inside the store. According to the source, Oprah politely asked an Hermès sales clerk if she could dash in. She knew what she wanted: a specific watch for Tina Turner, her dinner partner that evening.

Now if the No. 1 celebrity on Forbes' power list - a woman who earned $225 million last year - knocked on their doors, many shopkeepers would carry her in on a litter, even if it was midnight.

Instead, she was rebuffed - first by the clerk, then by a store manager.

Though Oprah hasn't accused the Gauls of racism, her friend suggests, "If it had been Celine Dion or Britney Spears or Barbra Streisand, there is no way they would not be let in that store."

Hermès' brusque treatment understandably came as a shock to someone who recently bought a dozen of the store's Birkin bags, which can run $6,500. In fact, Oprah had just ordered another one.

After last weekend, she canceled that order.

We also hear she's called Robert Chavez, president of Hermès in America, to inform him that, although she has long enjoyed his stores, she will no longer be shopping there.

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/321289p-274724c.html

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Oprah doesn't get it.

Worse that not being recognized and not being let into Hermes, she WAS recognized and wasn't let into Hermes.

No Birkin's for you!

[mountaineer]

Oh, a tough guy, eh?

Actor Tom Cruise decided to sue the four reporters who planned the water incident at the movie premiere, "War of the Worlds", who took place in London in Leicester Square. A spokeswoman for Cruise said: "Tom wants to take action but we will decide in due course what that will be. He is not just going to forget about it."

The four men who put this together were hoping to make a joke, but Cruise wasn't amused by this incident and kept popping the question "Why would you do that ... why would you do that ... why would you do that?" [Uh, because you're a twit, Tom?]

As the reporter offered a barely audible excuse, Cruise said: "Do you like thinking less of people, is that it?" "That's incredibly rude. I'm here giving you an

interview and you do that, it's incredibly rude." Cruise then said forcibly: "You're a jerk ... jerk ... you're a jerk." [Tom seems to be repeating things in threes. Is that some kind of Scientology rule?]

The journalists were arrested and released on bail in the same day. source

[daisyscarlett]

Tony Blankley has an interesting column today -- a Review of LKlein's book about Hillary:INSIDE HILLARY'S MIND

"This is not a scandal book intended merely to gratify the reader's salacious interests. Instead, Mr. Klein has written a serious political and psychological biography of the most likely next Democratic nominee for president — and thus, quite plausibly I fear, the next president of the United States. .....

......The anecdote continued with Nixon's recollection that he had thought that Bill Clinton was too nice to provide world leadership: " 'He doesn't scare anybody.' Then Nixon added, as though he had a sudden insight: 'Hillary inspires fear.' Nixon explained that a few minutes after the meeting started Chelsea Clinton joined the group. The kid ran right to Clinton and never once looked at her mother. I could see that she had a warm relationship with him, but was almost afraid of her mother. Hillary is ice-cold. You can see it in her eyes. She is a piece of work — 'Hillary inspires fear.' Of course, for Nixon, that was a high compliment."

[mountaineer]

The first we heard about the book was the infamous and scandalous "Chelsea was the result of rape" story, which overshadowed any legitimate and serious analysis offered by the author, I suspect.

[mware]

I have had several dreams in color.

The most memorable was after my grandmother had passed away. I was standing in her yard and looking up at the clouds. There were red, white and blue. As I continued to look at them they began to decend. The clouds changed into roses, beautiful blue roses.

[daisyscarlett]

I, for one, do not intend to spend any coins on Klein's book; I feel I know enough about Hillary to make an informed choice in 2008! lol....I do own both of Barbara Olson's books on Hillary and I will re-read them if necessary...

The latest Stephanie Plum book came out yesterday...will spend my bucks on that book instead...WOOHOO!

[mountaineer]

I have to find something to read this summer, preferably fiction, as the members of my book club all have to give a little 3-minute review at the September meeting. I never have the time to read, it seems.

[BigWaveBetty]

Set the Tivo for Oprah's show tomorrow - the Tom show re-airs.

I've been trying to figure out how squirting water at someone is assalt. Maybe from one of those water cannons at the Wet and Wild but ... Never mind that water is the lamest thing one could squirt at Tom.

Also from the I watch this crap so you don't have to file...

During Dean's screed yesterday at the Paint the Nation Blue (Can these folks get any dippier?) meeting, he's surrounded by the other special speakers and at the beginning of his speech Steny Hoyer and Durbin were among the small crowd on stage. Ten or fifteen minutes into the speech Dean promises that Hoyer will soon be the house leader. Cheers erupt, Dean looks around, the camera pans, yet there's no sign of either Hoyer or Durbin, they've exited, stage left no doubt.

More important stuff to do like making half-assed apologies I suppose.