Posted on 06/14/2005 5:00:52 AM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs
If you dream of a fountain or a waterfall, it means you better wake up and go to the bathroom soon.
If you wake up wet, it means you already went.
Katie Holmes is no Nicole Kidman. Tom will never find a woman to equal her.
In other news, gossip columnist Ben Widdicombe asks:
Which handsome young movie actor has been told by his handlers to straighten up his image? Expect fewer fey photo shoots and more leaks about "hooking up" with prime-time TV actresses.
I can't scroll below Post 80 -- too many pics between 50 and 99 to allow me to view the entire package. In any case, "btt".
He gestures like a Tony Robbins infomercial.
Interesting. So part of the $5 million deal is that she has to convert to scientology?
Anyone seen Bill kissing someone who is not "the Beaste" on Drudge? Klein's book also claims Bill's been randy w/several women since his book was published. I predict that Hill will soon file divorce papers to get rid of Randy Billy, because no one is going to want to let that perv back into the White House. She wins the victim vote once again and gets rid of lard *ss who is continuing to take up her air and embarrass her.
Can anyone figure out why she continues w/Ol Crusty? I just can't understand it. I'm no fashion plate - prefering jeans and a button down or polo shirt, but if I were in the public eye, I'd certainly dress beautifully. What a tasteless hag.
I'm guessing 1) convert to Scientology, at least for now, and 2) act as Tom's beard - at least for now.
Mommy, Cameron Diaz's tummy is scaring me!
ALBANY - A majority of state Republican county leaders told Westchester District Attorney Jeanine Pirro yesterday they want her to challenge Sen. Hillary Clinton next year. A letter signed by 46 of the GOP's 62 county chiefs urged Pirro to draw on "the passion and energy that has made you one of America's top prosecutors" to run against the former First Lady.
Pirro, who recently announced she would seek reelection and run for statewide office in 2006, suggested that the outpouring of support could lead her to make a decision soon. "Their support and friendship will be a critical factor in my decision, which out of respect for them, I now expect to make sooner rather than later," she said in a statement.
But the letter was a bitter pill for Republican Ed Cox, son-in-law of the late President Richard Nixon, who has already declared he is running against Clinton. ...
Rest of story: NY Daily News.
Vice President Al Gore's former running mate shrugged off party politics the other night at a Waldorf gala when he introduced Republican Sen. John McCain as "the next President of the United States."
Lest anyone take him too seriously, Lieberman also introduced McCain at the Partnership for Public Service benefit as "the next chief rabbi of Israel." An appreciative McCain hailed his colleague as "the most honest person in the Senate."
How are Parisians supposed to know who Oprah is?
Clerks at the Paris Hermes store must be kicking themselves. Page Six reports that employees of the pricey boutique in France refused to let mega-mogul Oprah Winfrey inside because they did not recognize her at the time. A spy who witnessed Oprah's dismissal said, "Oprah didn't have her hair done. When she tried the door, they refused her entry because they have been 'having a problem with North Africans' lately' and obviously had no clue who she was." Because of the slight, Hermes should not expect their infamous Kelly bag to be featured as one of Oprah's "favorite things" in her yearly Christmas episode.
Boo hoo, the audience won't all get a $12,000 purse this year. I have to go cry into my cornflakes now.
$20 million a picture can buy a lot of plasitc surgery!
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