[r-q-tek86]

A Chinese couple gets married, and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My daring," he says, "I know dis you fus time and you berry frighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you wan, I do anyting jus anyting you wan, you say. Watchou wan?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan...numba 69." More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries, "You wan...beef with brocceri?"

[shoffma1999]

"You wan beef with brocceri"


TOO FUNNY!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

77 is better because you get 8 more. say it out loud, makes sense.

[fredhead]

A couple go to the hotel room on their wedding night.
They start to get undressed.
The groom pulls off his pants and hands them to his bride. "Put these on."
She replies, "They are too big, I can't wear your pants."
He says, "That's right, you remember who wears the pants in this family."
She then removes her panties and tells her new husband to put them on.
He says, "They're too small, I can't get in your panties."
She replies, "And until you change your attitude, Mister, you won't get into my panties!"

Remember, Confucius say...Woman who put husband in dog house soon find him in Cathouse.