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To: Fierce Allegiance

Doing my psrt to keep the thread clean....

A librarian is working away at her desk when she notices that a chicken has come into the library and is patiently waiting in front of the desk. When the chicken sees that it has the librarian's attention, it squawks, "Book, book, book, BOOK!"

The librarian complies, putting a couple of books down in front of the chicken. The chicken quickly grabs them and disappears.

The next day, the librarian is again disturbed by the same chicken, who puts the previous day's pile of books down on the desk and again squawks, "Book, book, book, BOOK!"

The librarian shakes her head, wondering what the chicken is doing with these books, but eventually finds some more books for the chicken. The chicken disappears.

The next day, the librarian is once again disturbed by the chicken, who squawks (in a rather irritated fashioon, it seems), "Book, book, book, BOOK!" By now, the librarian's curiosity has gotten the better of her, so she gets a pile of books for the chicken, and follows the bird when it leaves the library. She follows it through the parking lot, down the street for several blocks, and finally into a large park. The chicken disappears into a small grove of trees, and the librarian follows. On the other side of the trees is a small marsh. The chicken has stopped on the side of the marsh. The librarian, now really curious, hurries over and sees that there is a small frog next to the chicken, examining each book, one at a time. The librarian comes within earshot just in time to hear the frog saying, "Read it, read it, read it..."


43 posted on 06/10/2005 6:32:57 AM PDT by day10 (Rules cannot substitute for character.)
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To: day10

Nice!


58 posted on 06/10/2005 6:37:19 AM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: day10
The next time you get pulled over for speeding, think about this joke.

A man gets pulled over for speeding by a Police Officer waiting at the hiding at the bottom of a hill.

The Police Officer comes to the car and says "you know the speed limit is 55 mph and I clocked you at at 87."

"Yes, I know I am trying to get to work quickly because I am late" says the driver.

Officer: "where do you work?"

Driver: "I work at a proctology office downtown. Yeah, I am an asshole stretcher."

Officer: "An asshole stretcher?"

Driver: "Yeah, first I put a finger in and start working it around, then I put two fingers in and work it around, then a hand, then two hands, and I keep working it until it is 6 feet large."

Officer: "Man, what the hell are you gonna do with a 6 foot asshole?"

Driver: "Well, I am gonna slap a uniform on him and place him at the bottom of a hill with a radar gun."
70 posted on 06/10/2005 6:47:53 AM PDT by shoffma1999
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To: All
Here's my part to keep the thread clean... (unfortunately!)


317 posted on 06/10/2005 8:38:37 AM PDT by raivyn (I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
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