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Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
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To: SilentServiceCPOWife
10 Top Johnny Bravo Pick-up Lines and Dances
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Hey, wanna see me comb my hair really fast?
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Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things; Me!
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Oh Momma, I'm so sweet that I've got a mouth full of cavities.
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Well baby, what's it like looking at the man of your dreams?
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Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop .. whatever you prefer?
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Hey baby, if this shoe fits then I must be your CinderFella!
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Man, it must be great being you watching me!
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I'm a dancer, a romancer, you're a capricorn, I'm a cancer!
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You smell kinda pretty, wanna smell me?
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If loving me is wrong, you don't wanna be right! Right!?
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posted on
06/10/2005 7:48:48 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
To: najida
![](http://dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/braille.jpg)
Najida WINS!
182
posted on
06/10/2005 7:49:05 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(Hillary Clinton as president of America, over my dead body.)
To: MamaTexan
Post to another thread - like the 80s thread - and ping us to it.
Then, if we think it's okay - we'll tell you and you can repost here.
183
posted on
06/10/2005 7:50:08 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
To: peacebaby
"I am, therefore I think...I think."I saw a shirt that is so perfect if you have to be with a bunch of libs. It says, "I Think. Therefore We Have Nothing In Common.".
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posted on
06/10/2005 7:50:08 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Constitution Day
LOL .....now that was funny.....
185
posted on
06/10/2005 7:50:29 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Proud Member Of the White Christian Party)
To: MamaTexan
186
posted on
06/10/2005 7:50:33 AM PDT
by
MamaTexan
(God -- Bless and keep our troops ............... past, present, and future!)
To: peacebaby
YES!!!!
WHOO HOOO! I knew ya could do it.
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posted on
06/10/2005 7:51:08 AM PDT
by
najida
(Adrenaline, sugar, caffiene and chocolate....breakfast of champions.)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Have a heapin' helpin' of
188
posted on
06/10/2005 7:51:10 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: PaulaB
None of them voted for Bush, 41, 43, 43 part two.
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posted on
06/10/2005 7:51:47 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
To: Fierce Allegiance
THE PHEASANT PLUCKER'S SONG
by
Anon
Me husband is a keeper, he's a very busy man,
I try to understand him and I help him all I can,
But sometimes of an evening I feel a trifle dim,
All alone and plucking pheasants when I'd rather pluck with him.
I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate
And I'm only plucking pheasants
Cause the pheasant plucker's late.
I'm not good at plucking pheasants, pheasant plucking I get stuck,
Though some peasants find it pleasant I'd much rather pluck a duck,
Oh, but plucking geese is gorgeous, I can pluck a goose with ease
But plucking pheasants is sheer torture, for they haven't any grease.
I'm not the pheasant plucker,
He has gone out on the tiles,
He only plucked one pheasant
And I'm sitting here with piles.
You have to pluck them fresh, if they're fresh it's not unpleasant,
I knew a man in Dunstable, could pluck a frozen pheasant.
They say the village constable has pheasant plucking sessions
With the vicar of a Sunday 'tween the first and second lessons.
I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants
Till the pheasant pluckers come.
My good friend Godfrey's most adept, he's really got the knack,
He likes to have a pheasant plucked before he hits the sack.
I try and lend a helping hand, I gather up the feathers,
It's really all this pheasant plucking keeps us here together.
I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's friend,
And I'm only plucking pheasants
As a means unto an end.
Me husband's in the woods all day, a-banging with his gun,
If he could hear me heartfelt cries, then surely he would run,
For I've fluff in all me crannies and there's feathers up me nose,
And I'm itchin' in the kitchen' from me head down to me toes.
I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's wife,
And when we pluck together
It's a pheasant plucking life!
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posted on
06/10/2005 7:52:14 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: peacebaby
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
What is the problem with tattoos.I think they are the mark of a herion addict, someone who has served a lot of time or skank, but you know what they say about opinions. I think guys with long hair are gay. Women with butch haircuts are dykes. Fat people are lazy. A do-rag is a sign you have a warrant out for your arrest for a drive-by. A necktie with a bad suit is a sign you are a dumb corporate suckup. Gelled hair is a sign you are all too well in touch with your femine side. First impressions, and all that.
192
posted on
06/10/2005 7:53:22 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
To: MamaTexan
193
posted on
06/10/2005 7:54:06 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
To: Fierce Allegiance
194
posted on
06/10/2005 7:54:38 AM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("As a conservative site, Free Republic is pro-G-d, PRO-LIFE..." -- FR founder Jim Robinson)
Comment #195 Removed by Moderator
To: peacebaby
196
posted on
06/10/2005 7:56:12 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
To: Fierce Allegiance; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Glad you are so open minded!
LOL!!!
(taking my do-rag off and washing off temp tattoo)
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posted on
06/10/2005 7:56:42 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
198
posted on
06/10/2005 7:57:04 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(Hillary Clinton as president of America, over my dead body.)
To: Fierce Allegiance
I happen to like tats...
I don't have any, but I think the right one can look very sexy.
But hey, that's just my opinion ;)
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posted on
06/10/2005 7:57:10 AM PDT
by
najida
(Adrenaline, sugar, caffiene and chocolate....breakfast of champions.)
To: Fierce Allegiance
"I think they are the mark of a herion addict, someone who has served a lot of time or skank, but you know what they say about opinions. I think guys with long hair are gay. Women with butch haircuts are dykes. Fat people are lazy. A do-rag is a sign you have a warrant out for your arrest for a drive-by. A necktie with a bad suit is a sign you are a dumb corporate suckup. Gelled hair is a sign you are all too well in touch with your femine side. First impressions, and all that." My we are very opinionated today. :o) Now let us know how you really feel!!
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posted on
06/10/2005 7:57:12 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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