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**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****
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| 6/10/05
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Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
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To: Dashing Dasher
What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You told her twice already!
How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb? None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!
Did you hear about the Broadway play, The Palestinians ? It bombed!
Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity!
What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward? "Live ammunition."
A Palestinian girl says to her mommy, "After Abdul blows up, can I have his room?"
To: Thom Pain
You're not half as relieved as I am!I'm sure that my husband and your wife will be pleased as well.
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posted on
06/10/2005 6:56:15 PM PDT
by
SilentServiceCPOWife
(We are merely players, performers & portrayers, each another's audience outside the gilded cage)
To: scott7278
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posted on
06/10/2005 7:00:22 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
To: texas_mrs
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posted on
06/10/2005 7:02:24 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
MY EYES... Help, I am blinded and my brain is shutting down...think happy thoughts...must find a happy place...
This will help restart your brain (but I noticed that the face looks like Howard Dean):
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posted on
06/10/2005 7:02:30 PM PDT
by
scott7278
(Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I'd like to know what we're talking about.)
To: Dillybird
That's just wrong on so many levels...
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posted on
06/10/2005 7:03:24 PM PDT
by
scott7278
(Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I'd like to know what we're talking about.)
To: Dashing Dasher
I have broadband, but it just doesn't want to take it.
I don't know what I would do without broadband!
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posted on
06/10/2005 7:05:09 PM PDT
by
scott7278
(Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I'd like to know what we're talking about.)
To: scott7278
If we didn't have broadband...
We'd probably read more books.....
;-)
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posted on
06/10/2005 7:06:09 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
To: Dillybird
Where in the heck are you finding this stuff? Good grief! LOL!
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posted on
06/10/2005 7:20:07 PM PDT
by
scott7278
(Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I'd like to know what we're talking about.)
To: Dillybird
Tell that guy in blue to stop that!!!
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posted on
06/10/2005 7:22:17 PM PDT
by
scott7278
(Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I'd like to know what we're talking about.)
To: hattend
Well I thought they were pretty darn funny.
To: TXBSAFH
Alexia is a nice name too.
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posted on
06/10/2005 7:34:29 PM PDT
by
CJ Wolf
(Friday is sillyday)
To: Dillybird
If you can get the big B to come back all is forgiven.
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posted on
06/10/2005 7:52:50 PM PDT
by
OSHA
(Lib Memo: God has grown and regrets His past intolerance. Please revise your Scriptures accordingly.)
To: Dillybird
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posted on
06/10/2005 9:29:52 PM PDT
by
diamond6
(Everyone who is for abortion has already been born. Ronald Reagan)
To: Dillybird
Where did you get that from? That is absolutely hilarious, of course, not as good as my previous post. heee heeee
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posted on
06/10/2005 9:34:06 PM PDT
by
diamond6
(Everyone who is for abortion has already been born. Ronald Reagan)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Oh crud!!!!
I spent the whole morning searching for SILLINESS and found nothing. Do you know what that means? It means I had to WORK! Work! On a Friday! Sheesh!
Now here we are at over 1300 posts....It'll be Sunday before I get caught up.
Looks like y'all had fun. Oh well. There's always next week.
P.S. I like the new ground rules.
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posted on
06/10/2005 11:21:27 PM PDT
by
AnOldCowhand
(The west is dead. You may lose a sweetheart, but you will never forget her - Charles Russell)
To: Fierce Allegiance
By the way, I don't know if Civil Engineer is an oxymoron but Engineering Solution sure is.
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posted on
06/10/2005 11:23:22 PM PDT
by
AnOldCowhand
(The west is dead. You may lose a sweetheart, but you will never forget her - Charles Russell)
To: The SISU kid
BOC kicked @ss tonight.....;))
Eric Bloom marched onto the stage and said "I got a fever and the only prescription is......"
And the crowd bellowed back "MORE COWBELL!!!"
[And a bunch of kids behind me actually *had* a cowbell]....;D
To: Dashing Dasher
I ~want~ that for a motorcycle helmet.
[is it DOT approved?]....;))
To: jdm
Oh my.
My eyes are tired.
I saw "Going to Glenn Beck on Ice tonight" and thought it said "Glenn Danzig".
Wow.
What a head trip that would be.....8-o
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