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Joss Stone Fails Driving Test (And Nearly Causes Fatal Accident in the Process)
Contact Music News ^
| 5/11/05
Posted on 05/11/2005 4:41:07 PM PDT by gopwinsin04
British soul sensation Joss Stone is deeply disappointed after failing her driving test yesterday.
The featured singer in the new Gap clothing campaign ads, age 18, had hoped that she would be legally fit to drive on the streets of America following her Los Angeles test, but she remains a learner.
She says, 'I totally failed, I am cr*p.'
'This big truck came and tried to hit me...I pressed on the brake and then the lady that was testing me, she wanted to accelerate for some reason.'
'I don't know why. I think she was trying to kill me too.'
'I was like just literally out on the road, and then she turned back. Okay, we're going back now. It was like five minutes later!
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Sounds like Joss hasn't quite mastered the art of merging into highway traffic yet in California.
To: gopwinsin04
LOL It really isn't funny so why am I laughing?
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posted on
05/11/2005 4:43:05 PM PDT
by
cyborg
(Serving fresh, hot Anti-opus since 18 April 2005)
To: gopwinsin04
Screw your courage to the sticking place, Joss. It's a wild ride out there.
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posted on
05/11/2005 4:43:22 PM PDT
by
Bahbah
(Something wicked this way comes)
To: gopwinsin04
She says, 'I totally failed, I am cr*p.'Well, she's self-aware....
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posted on
05/11/2005 4:43:32 PM PDT
by
freebilly
(Go Santa Cruz Baseball!)
To: freebilly
>>>Well, she's self-aware....
If only Paris Hilton could be like Joss in that regard...
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posted on
05/11/2005 4:45:01 PM PDT
by
Keith in Iowa
(Life's a beach - and Liberals are like the sand that gets in your swimsuit...)
To: gopwinsin04
If she sneaks into the United States and stays here illegally, they'll give her a license and declare the roads safer for it.
-PJ
To: gopwinsin04
I had a burger and fries for lunch today. Is that news???
To: cyborg; MadIvan; snugs
British celebrities trying to learn 'backwards' American traffic laws are always amusing!
To: gopwinsin04
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posted on
05/11/2005 4:46:54 PM PDT
by
andyk
(When you're a jet, you're a jet all the way!)
To: cyborg
LOL It really isn't funny so why am I laughing?I think it's very funny.
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posted on
05/11/2005 4:47:40 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(Pope Benedict XVI: A German Shepherd on the Throne of Peter)
To: gopwinsin04
Welcome to America!
Thank God I learned how to drive on dirt and side roads and not in Rush Hour Chicago or Detroit.
To: Political Junkie Too
I'm fine with her keeping a temporary work visa.
To: gopwinsin04
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posted on
05/11/2005 4:49:53 PM PDT
by
cyborg
(Serving fresh, hot Anti-opus since 18 April 2005)
To: gopwinsin04
Just get her a chauffeur.
-PJ
To: Dan from Michigan
Me too, I learned how to drive in a deserted church parking lot with my Grandfather.
But learning in rush hour LA, whoa!
To: cyborg
You can download her new song for free at Gap.com, I believe.
To: cyborg
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posted on
05/11/2005 4:52:40 PM PDT
by
patton
("Fool," said my Muse to me, "look in thy heart, and write.")
To: All
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posted on
05/11/2005 4:54:05 PM PDT
by
Stoat
(Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
To: Stoat
To: patton
Joss Stone is pretty cool. Kinda like Fergie from Black Eye Peas.
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posted on
05/11/2005 4:57:35 PM PDT
by
cyborg
(Serving fresh, hot Anti-opus since 18 April 2005)
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