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Brazilian Town Declares Orgasm Day
abcnew.com ^ | 5-9-05 | ap

Posted on 05/09/2005 3:41:03 PM PDT by Rakkasan1

Sex rarely makes the news in Brazil's conservative Northeast until a small town declared an official Orgasm Day on Monday.

Espertantina Mayor Felipe Santolia endorsed the May 9 holiday, which he said was intended to improve relationships between married couples.

"We're celebrating orgasm in all its senses. There's even a panel discussion on premature ejaculation. But from what I've seen, women have more trouble achieving orgasm than men, especially in marriage," Santolia said by telephone from Esperantina, 1,300 miles (2,100 kilometers) north of Rio de Janeiro.

Santolia said the remote town of 38,000 people has been unofficially celebrating orgasm day for years, but that the town's former mayor had vetoed a bill making it an official municipal holiday.

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1 posted on 05/09/2005 3:41:05 PM PDT by Rakkasan1
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I've been unofficially celebrating orgasm day for decades, myself!


2 posted on 05/09/2005 3:45:11 PM PDT by AntiGuv (™)
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To: Rakkasan1

My aunt's a nun in Brazil. Wonder how she's handling this? I remember sending her "the New Priest"....anonamously of course.


3 posted on 05/09/2005 3:47:06 PM PDT by Sacajaweau (God Bless Our Troops!!)
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To: Rakkasan1

Heh!


4 posted on 05/09/2005 3:50:20 PM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: Rakkasan1

It's Orgasm Day, and everyone's coming!

/sorry


5 posted on 05/09/2005 3:51:14 PM PDT by keepingtrack
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To: billorites

HAHA!


6 posted on 05/09/2005 3:52:17 PM PDT by Michael Barnes
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To: Rakkasan1

In other news, I have decided to spend May 9 in Espertantina, Brazil.

I hear it's a lovely g-sp - um, I mean, vacation spot.


7 posted on 05/09/2005 3:53:12 PM PDT by Xenalyte (I am at Dr. Venture's lab to right that which is wrong and to repair the torn curtain of time itself)
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LoL. My you're certainly posting some winners today!


8 posted on 05/09/2005 3:54:54 PM PDT by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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In Espartantina, be careful when someone tells you it's "Hump Day".


9 posted on 05/09/2005 3:57:05 PM PDT by Luddite Patent Counsel ("Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." - Groucho Marx)
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This is about as pagan as it gets. They're only one baby step away from building a stone phallus for the city to worship.


10 posted on 05/09/2005 3:57:38 PM PDT by TheCrusader ("the frenzy of the Mohammedans has devastated the Churches of God" - Pope Urban II, 1097 A.D.)
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To: keepingtrack

oh oooohhhhh ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh that was a very bad pun you posted.


11 posted on 05/09/2005 3:58:17 PM PDT by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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To: Rakkasan1

Every day should be orgasm day.


12 posted on 05/09/2005 3:58:40 PM PDT by Kirkwood
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Are the DeVinyls touring in South America these days?


13 posted on 05/09/2005 3:59:41 PM PDT by hollywood (Stay on topic, please.)
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I wonder if they celebrate with fireworks?


14 posted on 05/09/2005 4:01:09 PM PDT by Kirkwood
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Eh, they're just faking it.


15 posted on 05/09/2005 4:04:43 PM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel (Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
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16 posted on 05/09/2005 4:09:39 PM PDT by theFIRMbss
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To: AntiGuv

"I've been unofficially celebrating orgasm day for decades, myself!"


That's what your neighbors mentioned.


17 posted on 05/09/2005 4:10:47 PM PDT by brooklin
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This is definitely the start of a descent down the slippery slope.
18 posted on 05/09/2005 4:12:57 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack
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To: Rakkasan1

This blows Festivus right out of the water.


19 posted on 05/09/2005 4:17:11 PM PDT by TADSLOS (Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
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20 posted on 05/09/2005 4:20:41 PM PDT by Rakkasan1 (The MRS wanted to go to an expensive place to eat so I took her to the gas station.)
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