Dwyer and Michaels "50 Ugliest People"

Q106.5.com ^ | 5/3/05 | Dwyer & Michael

[pissant]

People Magazine just released its "50 Most Beautiful People" Issue. We thought a "50 Ugliest People" Issue would be a best seller. This is the list we came up with:

(Feel free to fax any additions to dorks@qconline.com)

Sandra Berhardt

Michael Richards

Fiona Apple

Janet Reno

Kyra Sedgwick

Chelsea Clinton

Lyle Lovett

Mick Jagger

Dwight Yokam

Tori Spelling

Amy Carter

Gheorghe Muresan

Ru Paul

Woody Allen

Marcia Clark

Michael Jackson

Marge Schott

Ellen DeGeneres

Martha Stewart

Scottie Pippen

Liza Minnelli

Willie McGee

Rosie Perez

Rodney Dangerfield

Aerosmith

Bette Midler

Marilyn Manson

Marty Feldman

Mike Tyson

Paula Jones

Kevin Kerr

Kelsey Grammer

Dennis Franz

Dennis Rodman

Barbara Streisand

Tammy Faye Baker

Tanya Harding

Carrottop

Tracy Chapman

Tom Petty

Rosie O'Donnell

Yoko Ono

Yoko Ono, twice because shes that ugly

Joan Rivers

James Carville

Mary Matalin

Sissy Spacek

Rhea Perlman

Danny Devito

[Feiny]

I have met Kyra Sedgwick and she is beautiful and very sweet.

[Kenny Bunkport]

Mick Jagger as a child --

[pissant]

Paula before or after her nose job?

[D Rider]

How did they miss Michael Moore?

That's the fiirst thing I noticed.

[pissant]

"This is not nice."
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I strive for balance here. You know...the yin/yang thingamajig.

[Eva]

What about Helen Thomas?

[Kenny Bunkport]

She's different looking; more normal than the average Hollywood actress. Frankly, the cosmetically-altered "knock-outs" don't appeal to me. I like normal.

[pissant]

I never saw Kyra til today. She doesn't really belong on the list. But Alan does....

[Mr. Mojo]

I have met Kyra Sedgwick and she is beautiful and very sweet.

I find her attractive as well.

The fact that she made the list and the likes of Michael Moore, Maddy Albright, and Helen Thomas didn't is just plain ridiculous.

[Feiny]

When I met her, we were at a fundraiser for the Boys & Girls club. It was an after party for the opening of Second Hand Lions. She looked lovely & was very friendly and approachable. Robert Duvall was also there & I spoke to him....but he was more intimidating to approach as I adore him. Kyra wore almost no make up & had great skin. Plus, she has a great smile.

[pissant]

Rosie would also make the top of the most unpleasant list.

[Publius6961]

Meathead

[muir_redwoods]

She looked better after the rhinoplasty but she was never ugly. Sandra Bernhart is Ugly, Janet Reno is Ugly.

Different strokes.....

[MarineBrat]

I have a picture of Susan Estrogen here somewhere.... it's one of these I think! It's so hard to tell nowadays...

I think it's the one with the ugly mouth... but again, you decide!

[Finger Monkey]

yeah, yeah.

blah, blah, blah.

Bertha

[missyme]

This woman is definetly the Grandma of Frankenstein!

[pissant]

You win Post of the Day Award. I couldn't pick out Susan!

[missyme]

Roseyanne from the show!

[pissant]

Not sure if this is Roseanne or Linda Ronstadt...

[Trampled by Lambs]

Oddly enough, my wife says she finds Tom Petty attractive. And apparently, she's not alone. I once took my wife to see him live (He was quite good, actually) and there were many more women than men there.. about 3 to 1.

He looks damn ugly to me.. go figure.