Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 22

Today | Me

[Conservababe]

LOL, I can't wait till they do it on their own. I do worry about my camper getting back in good shape, though.

Okay, can you believe that the SIL expected me to pay half the camping fees even though I bought the food and furnished them with an $8,000 camper not counting all the accessories?

Spoiled brats, they are. I am passing torch. I am not the parent of people in their thirties any longer. Both of them make a good salary and still expect a free ride from their parents.

BAH!

[Borax Queen]

Sorta, kinda your neck of the woods -

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050717/ap_on_re_us/anti_immigration_minutemen

[sweetliberty]

Yeah, I was reading that article here earlier.

[Darksheare]

Done!
Though I do have a lovely large aquarium on hand for when a certain finned friend visits.

[Borax Queen]

Thanks! Add it to my bill, please.

[null and void]

You didn't tell them drip drip drip?

[westmex]

Gristmill at Woodland,WA.

Glad to hear you had a good trip Babe..You'll get the younguns whipped into shape about camping soon enough....

It will take a while for them to learn all the ropes, so be patient...

Guess I'll slip of to bed about now..It has been a warm day here...So Goodnight all, hope you are all rested up for the new week of work....

.....Westy.....

[Conservababe]

You didn't tell them drip drip drip?

What in the world does this mean? Remember, I am not from California.

[Conservababe]

Westy, since you responded to my post of camping, I must confess that I told the grandkids about you. I really did. Do you want to know what I told them?

[null and void]

Old ghost story.

Goes something like: Old woman sleeping in bed with her beloved dog at the foot of the bed.

She hears a faucet dripping.

Gets up in the dark, pets her dog, goes to the kitchen to turn off the tap.

Comes back, pets her dog and lays down.

Drip drip drip.

Gets up in the dark, pets her dog, goes to the guest bathroom to turn off the tap.

Comes back, pets her dog and lays down.

Drip drip drip.

(keep repeating with various faucets throughout the house)

Finally she exhausts everything she can think of in the house.

Comes back, pets her dog and lays down.

Drip drip drip.

Finally she thinks to herself -The shower! She gets up in the dark, pets her dog, goes to the bathroom to turns on the light and looks in the shower.

There she sees her dog hanging from the shower nozzle, torn open and dripping blood.

That was the dripping she'd heard all night.





Now, what do you suppose she was petting all that time???

[Conservababe]

OMG...that might be a little too scary for the grandkids. LOL

But, you know , most ghost stories are antiquated in our children's minds. I started to tell them of the man with the hook for an arm that was left on the car door handle before I realized that they would not understand.

[Lakeshark]

Ahem.

When the aquarium doesn't work, the bill could get pretty extravagant.

Note on bottom of bill: Pay up or be chum.

[Lakeshark]

Well........we went up towards that L of S place for the sunset........and it was beautiful, absolutely beautiful. What I couldn't appreciate in the heat of the day was awesome in the evening. The mountains make a great horizon, the sunset was really nice.

Can't believe I'm saying something nice about Mordor......

*Slowly eating crow*

[Woliff]

Those are very funny gran. I had only heard of one before, I will pss them on.

[sweetliberty]

"I do have a lovely large aquarium on hand for when a certain finned friend visits."

Oh, I do wish I could create some good graphics. That just gives me the most amusing mental image of Gran's 4-ft nerd shark stuffed into a 3-ft. tank with his nose mashed against the glass.

[Borax Queen]

Awesome - thanks for the nice description! Ah, the enchantment process is working :)

[Borax Queen]

We totally need graphics. Maybe the tank being transported in a semi across irradiated landscape...

[Lakeshark]

stuffed into a 3-ft. tank being transported in a semi across irradiated landscape...

You will be hearing from the shark school moderator sometime soon.

*Feigning nukular poisoning*

[Lakeshark]

Glad you're back Gran......how did you handle the woods?

I am presuming that the two of you, being the *ahem* moderators will chastise the two females who are harrassing the *innocent* shark.

It's time to clean up this thread!

*Rolling eyes*

[Lakeshark]

It's going to be over 100° again.

*Enchantment wearing off fast*

Ok, ok.......I got it.....I got it.