Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 22

Today | Me

[grannie9]

Good morning Val, everyone.

Good to see you back, Val. Great pics that you've posted. What great country, and the kids look good too. ;)

[grannie9]

How you doing Westy? That's a nice photo, and looks like our yard still, with all those leaves..lol.

As many as you get in the fall, there are still trees shedding after we leave/leaf. Pun intended.;)

[Cuttnhorse]

Hey Valerie,

Great photo of the lads...I see Grant made Third Class...can't quite make out his rating...may be new from when I was afloat.

[lodwick]

Brunch Scramble

[Sundog]

Thanks much,

What a pretty pic.

[Darksheare]

Oddly, that fit with the music I was listening to.

[Conservababe]

Morning all

I had a wonderful day with my daughter and grandkids yesterday. She invited me to church and lunch with them.

I must tell you of my experience. She and the kids attend this Methodist church with over a thousand members. The church buildings are new, modern and huge. The grandkids went individually to an area that is as large as a small elementary school. The sanctuary is a mammoth one built in the round stadium style with many levels of seats and two big screens. I felt like the hot dog vendor would be around soon. I kept looking for an altar and finally spotted one in a corner. The service began with six musicians and four singers doing a rock number. I should have known when I looked for a hymnal and there were none. Then the pastor goes to his pulpit wearing a casual shirt, pants and mocs to deliver the sermon, which was called a message. The Lord was mentioned infrequently.

When my daughter asked me how I liked the service...I just kept singing "give me that old time religion, its good enough for me". LOL

[grannie9]

Good morning again everyone. Resty, those squirrels are a riot. Sooooo funny. ;)

Just popped a Blueberry pie in the oven..to go with the Fish Chow-duh tonight. Other than that, I have the day off.

Unfortunately the rest of the week is busy as all H@ll... I'll pop in when I can tho. ;)

[lodwick]

My favorite memories of organized religion are the services at a small rural church that my grandfather helped found back in the thirties. For baptisms, they would use the stock tank in the adjoining field.

[grannie9]

1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called, "Ministers Do More Than Lay People."

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.

3. The difference between the Pope and your boss....the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

4. My mind works like lightning.One brilliant flash and it's gone.

5. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

6. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling too.

7. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

8. My next house will have no kitchen... just vending machines and a large trash can.

9. A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid."

10. I'm so depressed.My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

11. My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about a Will. He said, "Will? What will? I'm making a list of the people I want to bite!"

12. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.

13. As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.

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[Darksheare]

LOL!

Excellent reply to her.

[Darksheare]

"11. My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about a Will. He said, "Will? What will? I'm making a list of the people I want to bite!" "


I did not!
I merely nibble.

[Conservababe]

Yes, I know what you mean. I was raised in the Catholic church and well remember their 'guitar masses' in the sixties. And I have attended many services of different religions including black, pentacostal, baptist etc. But, I have never seen anything like this service. LOL

[lodwick]

Good mail - thanks.

Now back to the laundry. ;-(

[Mo1]

Driving my to say HOWDY

[Sundog]

Thank you Gran.

[ValerieUSA]

Pretty picture -- did you make that from a photo or from scratch?


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[restornu]

My day at church

Started with a -
Opening Hymn- Home can be Heaven on Earth
an opening prayer
Sacrament Hymn-
Administration of the Sacrament
"Tis Sweet to Sing the Matchless Love Of Him
Primary Children singing to the moms
Testimonies on the Lord
Closing Hymn- Love at Home
Closing prayer

[restornu]

Gran hope you had a gread day......:)

When you do you rest all that traveling, getting oriented to home again, and holiday!

[lodwick]

Gran takes her power naps seriously (and daily, when possible.)