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Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 22
Today | Me

Posted on 05/03/2005 8:23:05 PM PDT by Mo1



TOPICS: Dimensional Doorway; Freeoples
KEYWORDS: dorsalfin; notmyfault
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To: Woliff; grannie9; null and void
*Sigh* Oh well, I might have known that scamp would've cut in on my action. She's a sneaky one, she is. But I shall savor the flattery nonetheless, however misinformed it may be. Perhaps when I talk Nully into that exotic vacation, we can visit you, then we can ditch Nully and Gran can go sightseeing in your lovely corner of the world.
1,721 posted on 05/27/2005 5:21:07 AM PDT by sweetliberty (Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
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To: Woliff; null and void; grannie9; Mo1; Borax Queen
You can't say we don't have excitement around here. Yesterday there was some action at the local Walmart. I can just picture these two big cows, one of them too lazy to walk, scrapping over which gets her Big Mac first.

Sgt. Fry keeps unhappy meal from supersizing

It wasn't French fries and McNuggets flying at McDonald's Wednesday afternoon but slaps and insults. An altercation between two women over a shopping cart and aisle space at the Wal-Mart Supercenter restaurant led to police involvement.

Mountain Home Police Sgt. Paul Fry was dispatched to Wal-Mart when an off-duty police sergeant called in to report an altercation.

Fry spoke with the complainant, 60, who stated she was arguing with the suspect, 51, about having a motorized shopping cart inside the McDonald's restaurant at the store.

The complainant contended the suspect would not move her shopping cart to let her by. A brief argument ensued about moving the cart.

The complainant told the suspect that she was not allowed to have any carts there anyway, according to the report. The suspect responded that the complainant could not have a motorized cart there, either, and the complainant told her to "go to hell," according to the report.

The suspect then allegedly slapped the complainant on the left arm, and she began yelling out to call the police.

Fry stated in his report he instructed the two on how to resolve the incident. He added that he could observe no marks on the complainant's arm where she claimed she was hit.

No charges were filed over the incident.

1,722 posted on 05/27/2005 5:27:12 AM PDT by sweetliberty (Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
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To: restornu

Excellent steak! Yum.


1,723 posted on 05/27/2005 6:16:40 AM PDT by lodwick (Integrity has no need of rules. Albert Camus)
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To: Woliff

However, gentle creature of delightful unconventionality, perhaps a discreet and less formal arrangement could be considered.


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Ah, yes.

Good luck with the trans-Atlantic operation.


1,724 posted on 05/27/2005 6:20:29 AM PDT by lodwick (Integrity has no need of rules. Albert Camus)
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To: sweetliberty

Way to go WallyWorld - you do attract the brightest and the best of shoppers.


1,725 posted on 05/27/2005 6:25:07 AM PDT by lodwick (Integrity has no need of rules. Albert Camus)
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1,726 posted on 05/27/2005 7:02:48 AM PDT by lodwick (Integrity has no need of rules. Albert Camus)
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To: sweetliberty
We petite types are not so much "vertically challenged" as horizonatally challenged.

OoooooooKay!

1,727 posted on 05/27/2005 7:23:37 AM PDT by null and void (Embrace diseased aliens! It's the progressive thing to do...)
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To: sweetliberty
Does this mean you won't make me 35 again?

I'd settle for feeling 35...

1,728 posted on 05/27/2005 7:27:38 AM PDT by null and void (I am my own alter ego...)
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To: sweetliberty
You don't even want to know the image that conjures up in my twisted, overtired mind. LOL!

Yes we do!!!

1,729 posted on 05/27/2005 7:29:41 AM PDT by null and void (I am my own alter ego...)
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To: Woliff

Smoooooooooth!


1,730 posted on 05/27/2005 7:34:08 AM PDT by null and void (I am my own alter ego...)
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To: sweetliberty

Harumph!


1,731 posted on 05/27/2005 7:35:05 AM PDT by null and void (I am my own alter ego...)
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To: null and void

A Funkle? While learning anew keyboard? Is Mo ill???


1,732 posted on 05/27/2005 7:37:34 AM PDT by null and void (I am my own alter ego...)
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1,733 posted on 05/27/2005 9:10:24 AM PDT by lodwick (Integrity has no need of rules. Albert Camus)
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To: lodwick
Back at ya!:)

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1,734 posted on 05/27/2005 9:31:38 AM PDT by restornu (Apple don't fall far from the tree...Now Apples are toss from the tree..OUR throw away KIDS)
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To: restornu
If you haven't noticed, we live in a SICK world.
1,735 posted on 05/27/2005 9:41:28 AM PDT by lodwick (Integrity has no need of rules. Albert Camus)
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To: lodwick
Bad design.

These panties can give you her location, and even her temperature and heart rate

It won't know either her temperature or heart rate if she takes them off...

1,736 posted on 05/27/2005 10:21:14 AM PDT by null and void (I am my own alter ego...)
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To: null and void

When the signals flat-lines, you know things are going poorly for your relationship.


1,737 posted on 05/27/2005 10:26:28 AM PDT by lodwick (Integrity has no need of rules. Albert Camus)
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To: lodwick

mmmm looks good!!


1,738 posted on 05/27/2005 10:52:44 AM PDT by Canadian Outrage (All us Western Canuks should separate from central Canada and join together with Alberta !)
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To: westmex

We now have it HOT also Westy!! The weather has been really weiiirrrddd!! I hope it stays just like it is right now. Hot is good!!


1,739 posted on 05/27/2005 10:58:29 AM PDT by Canadian Outrage (All us Western Canuks should separate from central Canada and join together with Alberta !)
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To: null and void
"I'd settle for feeling 35..."

That I can handle.

1,740 posted on 05/27/2005 11:45:59 AM PDT by sweetliberty (Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
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