Posted on 03/17/2005 10:35:53 AM PST by Rise of South Park Republicans
Back in October, Stephen Stanton wrote a piece for Tech Central Station called, "South Park Republicans." That article got a lot of attention -- including some from me. I've been a "South Park Republican" for a long time and I'm big fan of the show. So in honor of South Park, I've decided to compile a list of my favorite quotes from the program. Do keep in mind that South Park is obscene, controversial, and is oftentimes deliberately offensive. It's not everybody's cup of tea and if you're easily offended, you might even want to skip these quotes. But if you're a South Park fan -- you're going to like what you see. Read and enjoy...
"There's a place called the rainforest; it truly sucks a**. Let's knock it all down and get rid of it fast. You say, "Save the rainforest," but what do you know? You've never been to the rainforest before. Getting Gay With Kids is here! To tell you things you might not like to hear. You only fight these causes 'cause caring sells. All you activists can go f*** yourselves! Someday if we work hard, boys and girls, There'll be no more rainforests left in the entire world! Getting Gay With Kids is here! To spread the word and bring you cheer. Yeah! Getting Gay With Kids is here! Let's knock down the rainforest! What do you say?! It's totally gay! It's totally gay!" -- Song from "Rainforest Schmainforest" by the children's choir called "Getting Gay With Kids"
"Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly!" -- Wendy "Intelligent and friendly on rye bread, with some mayonaise." -- Cartman
"The President responded to the situation by saying "Screw those commie b@stards and screw their wussy space station." -- Newscaster
Brilliant episode. Definately established the series.
How did you create that image?
Ah, I see now :) carry on.
Weren't there two makes of that episode?
Actually, the episode I was referring to was "Cancelled" which was the "rerun" of the first episode, where they had deja-vu and the show "Earth" got cancelled, and the aliens were going to destroy the earth. Check it out, it was hilarious.
Actually, the episode I was referring to was "Cancelled" which was the "rerun" of the first episode, where they had deja-vu and the show "Earth" got cancelled, and the aliens were going to destroy the earth. Check it out, it was hilarious.
There was an alien that took the shape of a taco that pooped ice cream! haha!
check my post 87. I clarified.
What about 86? :p
Oh. My. God. There may be an episode I haven't seen?
And the one "The correct religion was Mormon" as the crowd is standing in Hell.
The Paris Hilton episode was funny as hell.
That was one of the better ones. I liked the LOTR epi too.
Did that work for you?
Yup, thanks!
I've been waiting for Ward Churchill to get his South Park treatment. He deserved it.
God has smiled upon you this day.
The fate of a nation in your hands.
And blessed be the children, who fight with all our bravery
'til only the righteous stand.
You see the distant flames,
They bellow in the night
You fight in all our names
For what we know is right
And when you all get shot
And cannot carry on
Though you die, La Resistance lives on
All:
You may get smacked in the head
With a dagger or sword
You may be burned to death
Or skinned alive or worse
But when they torture you
You will not need to run
Though you die, La Resistance lives on
South Park has the best anti-drug message ever:
"I know why drugs are bad. If you do drugs you're a hippie. And hippies suck." -- Cartman
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