Posted on 03/17/2005 10:35:53 AM PST by Rise of South Park Republicans
Back in October, Stephen Stanton wrote a piece for Tech Central Station called, "South Park Republicans." That article got a lot of attention -- including some from me. I've been a "South Park Republican" for a long time and I'm big fan of the show. So in honor of South Park, I've decided to compile a list of my favorite quotes from the program. Do keep in mind that South Park is obscene, controversial, and is oftentimes deliberately offensive. It's not everybody's cup of tea and if you're easily offended, you might even want to skip these quotes. But if you're a South Park fan -- you're going to like what you see. Read and enjoy...
"There's a place called the rainforest; it truly sucks a**. Let's knock it all down and get rid of it fast. You say, "Save the rainforest," but what do you know? You've never been to the rainforest before. Getting Gay With Kids is here! To tell you things you might not like to hear. You only fight these causes 'cause caring sells. All you activists can go f*** yourselves! Someday if we work hard, boys and girls, There'll be no more rainforests left in the entire world! Getting Gay With Kids is here! To spread the word and bring you cheer. Yeah! Getting Gay With Kids is here! Let's knock down the rainforest! What do you say?! It's totally gay! It's totally gay!" -- Song from "Rainforest Schmainforest" by the children's choir called "Getting Gay With Kids"
"Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly!" -- Wendy "Intelligent and friendly on rye bread, with some mayonaise." -- Cartman
"The President responded to the situation by saying "Screw those commie b@stards and screw their wussy space station." -- Newscaster
Thanks for the ping.
Alot of folks felt that it was a direct attack on the catholic church with the stating that child molestation was part of the benefits for priests.
It would be one thing to attack rouge priests for molestation, but in that episode, the rogue priest was the one guy against molestation (even the space aliens were for it, you know anyone reading this right now, who didn't watch it, must think this was really weird).
The spider at the end, being above the pope is definatley offensive, even if you think they had a good point, the way they went about it, was definatley offensive.
They're pretty much libertarians.
Granted, I'm not a south part republican, but they are pretty anti-left wing, so I'm happy with that.
If we don't judge, how do we discern wrong from right?
I belive we have a duty to judge in matters of ethics, crime, tyranny and law; leave the spiritual judgements up to the proper authority.
I judge my own actions according to what I've learned. I'll leave the judging of others to God.
The Chant "Crab people crab people... tast like crab, talk like people"
That was the best episode EVER!!
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