You can't compare Barry Manilow and Celine to Grand Funk and Pink Floyd!
Talk about apples to oranges.
Dave's not here, man...
Ever hear the song "I need your help, Barry Manilow"?
Hilarious (I'll see if I can find a wav or something).
I Need Your Help Barry Manilow (excerpt):
http://www.gearchange.org/clips/Ray%20Stevens%20-%20I%20Need%20Your%20Help,%20Barry%20Manilow.mp3