I Need Your Help Barry Manilow (excerpt):
http://www.gearchange.org/clips/Ray%20Stevens%20-%20I%20Need%20Your%20Help,%20Barry%20Manilow.mp3
"My son Brandon is four years old...and I beat the sh** out of his Mom" er, no Scotty didn't say that last bit.
I'll have to hear it at work tomorrow. It'll take forever on my lousy dial-up here at home. :(
I REMEMBER THAT SONG! It's funnier now that I get it. (I was just a little kid.)