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Kitty Caption LXXXIX – Law of Gravity Ruled Unconstitutional – (Humor/Meow Alerts)
7 March 2005 | PetroniDE

Posted on 03/07/2005 3:57:49 AM PST by PetroniDE

Scientists and engineers around the world are confused. Living Nobel Prize winners in physics are dumbfounded. The people at NASA can’t explain it. Don’t ask our cats, they don’t understand what is happening either. Even Mother Nature is fooled (and we know what happens when you try to fool Mother Nature).

While the rest of the country is still wondering what the United States Supreme Court was thinking when they struck down capital punishment for minors, they just came up with another brain teaser. In another 5-4 ruling, the United States Supreme Court has ruled unconstitutional the Law of Gravity. What this means for civilization no one knows, but let’s see what progress our cats have made in the analysis of this ruling.

No Gravity Huh – OK Genius, Explain This.

Gravity Proof Card Building – Maybe; Cat Proof Card Building – NEVER.
Courtesy of GretchenM

Damn – Missed Again. Don’t Laugh – You Try Calibrating Scope With No Gravity.

OOPS – I Guess Murphy’s Law Still Applies.
Courtesy of Delta21


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KEYWORDS: cat; humor; kitty; meow
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To: Flyer

My favorite from your collection:

"A message of importance; towards a New Paradigm (You are great and valuable, and it is a honor to write to you. Since there are no accidents in the universe, everyone who reads this is supposed to read it)"


41 posted on 03/07/2005 2:36:56 PM PST by GretchenM (Have no fear. Tag line is not toxic.)
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To: PetroniDE

Our Bengal loves to warm himself next to the ZOT'S...

42 posted on 03/07/2005 2:43:36 PM PST by Gewittermädchen (The best minds are not in government...Ronald Reagan)
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To: PetroniDE
Viking Kittens don't need parachutes



43 posted on 03/07/2005 7:08:39 PM PST by Lady Jag (Honor, and dignity)
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To: sweetliberty

Love that picture! That must be one feisty kitty.


44 posted on 03/07/2005 9:36:22 PM PST by Huntress (Possession really is nine tenths of the law.)
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To: sweetliberty

Does that thing have a cape?! What exactly is the target? Hope its not human...Now THAT is a beast! :>)


45 posted on 03/07/2005 10:36:11 PM PST by wazoo1031
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To: Slings and Arrows

bttt


46 posted on 03/08/2005 2:02:46 AM PST by lainde ( ...We are NOT European, we are American, and we have different principles!")
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To: sweetliberty
Mickey says, "Great picture, big air!"


47 posted on 03/08/2005 2:12:13 AM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: Glenn

Sweet .. what's the lil' ones name?


48 posted on 03/08/2005 9:20:28 PM PST by Ezekiel 34
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To: PetroniDE

I want that little orange kitten. :-)


49 posted on 03/10/2005 7:29:00 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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