Posted on 03/07/2005 3:57:49 AM PST by PetroniDE
Scientists and engineers around the world are confused. Living Nobel Prize winners in physics are dumbfounded. The people at NASA cant explain it. Dont ask our cats, they dont understand what is happening either. Even Mother Nature is fooled (and we know what happens when you try to fool Mother Nature).
While the rest of the country is still wondering what the United States Supreme Court was thinking when they struck down capital punishment for minors, they just came up with another brain teaser. In another 5-4 ruling, the United States Supreme Court has ruled unconstitutional the Law of Gravity. What this means for civilization no one knows, but lets see what progress our cats have made in the analysis of this ruling.
No Gravity Huh OK Genius, Explain This.
Gravity Proof Card Building Maybe; Cat Proof Card Building NEVER.
Courtesy of GretchenM
Damn Missed Again. Dont Laugh You Try Calibrating Scope With No Gravity.
OOPS I Guess Murphys Law Still Applies.
Courtesy of Delta21
My favorite from your collection:
"A message of importance; towards a New Paradigm (You are great and valuable, and it is a honor to write to you. Since there are no accidents in the universe, everyone who reads this is supposed to read it)"
Our Bengal loves to warm himself next to the ZOT'S...
Love that picture! That must be one feisty kitty.
Does that thing have a cape?! What exactly is the target? Hope its not human...Now THAT is a beast! :>)
bttt
Sweet .. what's the lil' ones name?
I want that little orange kitten. :-)
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