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| 2.18.05
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Posted on 02/18/2005 10:27:37 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance
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To: Owl_Eagle
San Francisco jealousy ping
To: Fierce Allegiance
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo."No. But I have heard about the dyslexic insomniac who stayed awake all night wondering whether there really is a Dog.
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posted on
02/18/2005 10:41:42 AM PST
by
Maceman
(Too nuanced for a bumper sticker)
To: Owl_Eagle
What if someone slammed a stolen concrete-mixer into an Interstate overpass while returning from a Friday morning beer run? Is it a slam dunk that the guy is someone you would just have to hang out with?
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posted on
02/18/2005 10:42:25 AM PST
by
Sam's Army
(No witty taglines currently come to mind)
To: Fierce Allegiance
For anybody with a little time on your hands, I suggest you read www.tardblog.com. Yay! Is it back? I can't get the site to come up now, and it's been down for the longest...
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posted on
02/18/2005 10:42:31 AM PST
by
prion
(Yes, as a matter of fact, I AM the spelling police)
To: Fierce Allegiance
"What're you gonna do, bleed on me?"
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posted on
02/18/2005 10:42:37 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(Calvin: "Do tigers wear pajamas?", Hobbes: "Truth is we never take them off.")
To: Fierce Allegiance; Americanwolf
Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, George W. Bush, and Bill Clinton. George Washington says, "I will make someone happy!" and throws a dollar bill off the plane.
Then Abraham Lincoln says, "I will make five people happy!" and throws 5 one dollar bills off the plane.
Then Thomas Jefferson says, "I will make 500 people happy!" and throws 500 one dollar bills off the plane.
Then George W. Bush says, "I will make the whole world happy!" and throws Bill Clinton off the plane.
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posted on
02/18/2005 10:43:21 AM PST
by
Americanwolfsbrother
(Arizona Population: 6 million; 4 million residents and 2 million invaders.)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Friday silliness thread...?
I don't think I saw the memo about this.
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posted on
02/18/2005 10:44:20 AM PST
by
itsamelman
(“Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.” -- Al Swearengen)
To: SF Republican
San Francisco jealousy ping
Actually, you have a very nice city, the wife and I enjoyed a trip there several years ago. I just don't think I'd be able to deal with the lunacy of many of the residents. Philadelphia is about the maximum of liberalism I can take.
Owl_Eagle
"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in. I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"
-Hillary Clinton
(Yes, she really said that
Peggy Noonan
The Case Against Hillary Clinton, pg 55)
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posted on
02/18/2005 10:44:20 AM PST
by
End Times Sentinel
(Maybe THIS post will get me on a thread on DU...)
To: Fierce Allegiance
I don't know what you're talking about, so...
here's a picture of a dummy with a pancake flying at him:
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posted on
02/18/2005 10:44:42 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Those are freakin' classic!!!
Do you have a ping list and if so, could you add me to it please!?
Cheers!
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posted on
02/18/2005 10:44:42 AM PST
by
SZonian
(Tagline???? I don't need no stinkin' tagline!)
To: Owl_Eagle
He doesn't have to be homosexual, but he does have to be gay... in the original intent of the word...i.e. Happy! It also depends on the region you live in. For instance, where I live we use the word "critters" often to convey "any fawna", from bacteria to rats and eventually leading to leftists. But I bet they don't use the word critters at UC Davis or Berkeley.
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posted on
02/18/2005 10:45:02 AM PST
by
MarineBrat
("God is dead"- Nietzsche,1886. "Nietzsche is dead"- God,1901)
To: Owl_Eagle
If someone pays $4 for a cup of coffee, is it a slam dunk they're an idiot?
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posted on
02/18/2005 10:45:58 AM PST
by
Rutles4Ever
(Warning: may eat own)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Stop this thread immediately! It's silly.
To: Sam's Army
What if someone slammed a stolen concrete-mixer into an Interstate overpass while returning from a Friday morning beer run? Is it a slam dunk that the guy is someone you would just have to hang out with?
Yeah, I would. So should I go down to Florida, or do you want to come up to Phila?
Owl_Eagle
"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in. I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"
-Hillary Clinton
(Yes, she really said that
Peggy Noonan
The Case Against Hillary Clinton, pg 55)
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posted on
02/18/2005 10:47:09 AM PST
by
End Times Sentinel
(Maybe THIS post will get me on a thread on DU...)
To: Fierce Allegiance
These are not the 'droids you are looking for!"
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posted on
02/18/2005 10:47:46 AM PST
by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: Fierce Allegiance
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Romance her,
Believe her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Show up naked,
Bring food.
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posted on
02/18/2005 10:48:38 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content)
To: Owl_Eagle
"If a guy uses the word "goodies" as in "I spent $40 for goodies from Starbucks" is it pretty much a slam dunk he's gay?" Did he pay for his *goodies* with a $20 a $10 and four $3's?
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posted on
02/18/2005 10:48:50 AM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
("It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.")
To: Fierce Allegiance
These fine young men have given us volumes of new material for Friday Silliness threads!!
(Quoting from Monty Python skits has become tiresome. . . harumph!)
To: Fierce Allegiance
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posted on
02/18/2005 10:52:01 AM PST
by
Tolik
To: Fierce Allegiance
Did you hear that Jeffrey Dahlmer had his mother over to his apartment? They were eating lunch and she said "You know, Jeff, I really don't like your friends."
And he replied:
"Then just eat the vegetables."
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posted on
02/18/2005 10:52:05 AM PST
by
Peach
(The Clintons pardoned more terrorists than they ever captured or killed.)
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