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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***
2/11/05
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Posted on 02/11/2005 11:04:16 AM PST by TheBigB
Okay gang, time for some better-late-than-never FRIDAY SILLINESS!! Gather ye round and have fun...post pics, silly jokes, nonsensical statements, or even IGNORE THIS THEAD!
"Yawn, I'll just watch the silliness from here."
"Yes, I believe I shall have some silliness. Thank you."
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Silliness! Arf!
"I know what I wanna do when I grow up!"
Fierce Allegiance used to have a Debbie Gibson tape in his truck. :^)
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To: Darksheare
That's gotta be fun! I also remember Ed Wood - Martin Landeau playing Bela Lugosi smacked out on herion, way past his prime, starring in crappy B horror movies.
40 degrees out. Midnight. The giant rubber octopus blew a motor, so Bela you're gonna hafta wing it. Our smacked out friend trudges down into the swampy waters saying "Let's shoot this F*'ing thing!" He slings the tentacles around his body and starts thrashing around violently back & forth wailing AAAHHHHHRARHGGGGGG!!
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posted on
02/11/2005 1:09:09 PM PST
by
Sax
To: Arrowhead1952
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posted on
02/11/2005 1:09:22 PM PST
by
Radix
(If I thought your Tag Line was better than mine, I wouldn't be using this one!)
To: Darksheare
How about this gasbag?
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posted on
02/11/2005 1:10:02 PM PST
by
Dominick
("Freedom consists not in doing what we like, but in having the right to do what we ought." - JP II)
To: ArGee
A woman walks into the tattoo parlor and says she wants a tattoo of Elvis on her right thigh. The artist draws the tattoo and woman says: That doesn't look a thing like Elvis.
And the tattoo artist says: Well, let me try it again on the other thigh.
And so the woman has a tattoon each thigh, and she walks out into the waiting room, raises her skirt and asks the people in the room:
Do either of these look like Elvis?
And a man spoke up: No, but the one in the middle looks like Willy Nelson.
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posted on
02/11/2005 1:11:25 PM PST
by
peacebaby
("...please refrain from impugning my integrity." Dr. Condoleezza Rice, 1/18/05)
To: BenLurkin
Trebuchet (trebooshay) like a catapult, kinda.
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posted on
02/11/2005 1:11:32 PM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Have you seen "Distraction" on Comedy Central? It's dumb, but funny. 7:30 p.m. eastern)
To: peacebaby
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posted on
02/11/2005 1:13:14 PM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Have you seen "Distraction" on Comedy Central? It's dumb, but funny. 7:30 p.m. eastern)
To: All
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posted on
02/11/2005 1:13:56 PM PST
by
najida
(Where is my smelling nose dog and my parking space! I have Anomsia, ya know.)
To: EX52D
strangezoo.com has some really funny pictures
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posted on
02/11/2005 1:14:03 PM PST
by
retrokitten
(By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged.)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Hmmmm .. they think I'm crazy . . .hmmm
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posted on
02/11/2005 1:14:07 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(Big government is still a big problem.)
To: Dominick
Be afraid! Be very afraid!
What are the 10 most frightening words in the English language?
I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.
Run Away!!!!! Run Away!!!!!
Shalom.
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posted on
02/11/2005 1:14:27 PM PST
by
ArGee
(Having homosexual sex makes as much sense as drinking beer through your a$$.)
To: ArGee
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posted on
02/11/2005 1:15:02 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Red Sun rising, Drown without inhaling. Within, the dark holds hard. Higher than hope my cure lies.)
To: retrokitten
Hey-- that's not a squirrel! That's a chipmunk posing as a squirrel!!!
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posted on
02/11/2005 1:15:47 PM PST
by
green pastures
(Can a chipmunk change its stripes?)
To: Sax
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posted on
02/11/2005 1:15:55 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Red Sun rising, Drown without inhaling. Within, the dark holds hard. Higher than hope my cure lies.)
To: Fierce Allegiance
I'm embarrassed....went too low. got carried away. seeing all that beer on the road.....where's happy hour?
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posted on
02/11/2005 1:16:36 PM PST
by
peacebaby
("...please refrain from impugning my integrity." Dr. Condoleezza Rice, 1/18/05)
To: Dominick
That coming to your cubicle would be a sign that your boss wants you dead.
"Letshhh go for a HRRrride..."
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posted on
02/11/2005 1:16:41 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Red Sun rising, Drown without inhaling. Within, the dark holds hard. Higher than hope my cure lies.)
To: najida
In the original "Bedazzled" with Peter Cook and Dudley Moore, Moore ends one of his wishes to find himself on a roof top. Cook, as the Devil, has a hutch full of pigeons. He's holding one in his hands. He and Moore start talking about something and suddenly he says, "Hold on," whispers something to the pigeon, and lets it fly. A few second later he says something like, "Oh, bonus points. That one is a Priest."
Too funny.
Shalom.
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posted on
02/11/2005 1:17:15 PM PST
by
ArGee
(Having homosexual sex makes as much sense as drinking beer through your a$$.)
To: green pastures
LOL!!! On closer inspection you are right. They are expanding their ranks!
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posted on
02/11/2005 1:18:11 PM PST
by
retrokitten
(By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged.)
To: Darksheare
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posted on
02/11/2005 1:18:35 PM PST
by
Dominick
("Freedom consists not in doing what we like, but in having the right to do what we ought." - JP II)
A sign that your company may not be worth working for:
Your new orienteering partner looks like this.
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posted on
02/11/2005 1:18:41 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Red Sun rising, Drown without inhaling. Within, the dark holds hard. Higher than hope my cure lies.)
To: Dominick
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posted on
02/11/2005 1:19:05 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Red Sun rising, Drown without inhaling. Within, the dark holds hard. Higher than hope my cure lies.)
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