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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***
2/11/05
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Posted on 02/11/2005 11:04:16 AM PST by TheBigB
Okay gang, time for some better-late-than-never FRIDAY SILLINESS!! Gather ye round and have fun...post pics, silly jokes, nonsensical statements, or even IGNORE THIS THEAD!
"Yawn, I'll just watch the silliness from here."
"Yes, I believe I shall have some silliness. Thank you."
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Silliness! Arf!
"I know what I wanna do when I grow up!"
Fierce Allegiance used to have a Debbie Gibson tape in his truck. :^)
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To: ArGee
Q. What is the difference between men and government
bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
161
posted on
02/11/2005 11:53:10 AM PST
by
peacebaby
("...please refrain from impugning my integrity." Dr. Condoleezza Rice, 1/18/05)
To: EllaMinnow
Why do so many otherwise attractive women smoke?
Shalom.
162
posted on
02/11/2005 11:53:58 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Having homosexual sex makes as much sense as drinking beer through your a$$.)
To: TChris
They are members of the Swedish Bikini team at the Southwest Pistol League/Force .45 - 1 July 2001 match.
163
posted on
02/11/2005 11:54:22 AM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Have you seen "Distraction" on Comedy Central? It's dumb, but funny. 7:30 p.m. eastern)
To: TheBigB
164
posted on
02/11/2005 11:54:24 AM PST
by
Born Conservative
(Those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself." - Richard Nixon)
To: peacebaby
Every smart man knows his 6 P's - Proper Planning Prevents Piss-Poor Perfromance!
165
posted on
02/11/2005 11:55:21 AM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Have you seen "Distraction" on Comedy Central? It's dumb, but funny. 7:30 p.m. eastern)
To: retrokitten
Another kitty
166
posted on
02/11/2005 11:55:24 AM PST
by
najida
(Where is my smelling nose dog and my parking space! I have Anomsia, ya know.)
To: Zavien Doombringer
Oh, that's just wrong!
167
posted on
02/11/2005 11:55:49 AM PST
by
TChris
(Most people's capability for inference is severely overestimated)
To: peacebaby
Q: How can you tell if a woman has been visiting?
A: You can't find a thing and the toilet seat is down.
Q: How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just like a man, never satisfied with doing it in the ordinary places.
Shalom.
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posted on
02/11/2005 11:56:02 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Having homosexual sex makes as much sense as drinking beer through your a$$.)
To: thackney
Dang it, now I've got to explain to everybody in the office why I just busted out laughing.
To: TheBigB
170
posted on
02/11/2005 11:56:18 AM PST
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: ArGee
Don't ask me...I'm in the process of quitting, so I can be completely attractive.
171
posted on
02/11/2005 11:56:18 AM PST
by
EllaMinnow
(Every time a leftist cries, an angel gets its wings.)
To: TheBigB
In some fashion shows these days, they are dispensing with models altogether. I guess the concentration-camp emaciated look has finally given way to the next evolution in fashion.
172
posted on
02/11/2005 11:56:19 AM PST
by
Wolfstar
(Have YOU laughed at a Democrat today?)
To: peacebaby
Q. What's the difference between a woman and a mean old nasty snake?
A. A woman has mammaries.
173
posted on
02/11/2005 11:56:40 AM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Have you seen "Distraction" on Comedy Central? It's dumb, but funny. 7:30 p.m. eastern)
To: finnman69
174
posted on
02/11/2005 11:56:56 AM PST
by
Arrowhead1952
("I hate the Republicans and everything they stand for," - Howard Dean 01/29/2005)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Every smart man knows his 6 P's - Proper Planning Prevents Piss-Poor Perfromance! I don't know if the typo was intentional but it sure makes the line funny.
Shalom.
175
posted on
02/11/2005 11:57:02 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Having homosexual sex makes as much sense as drinking beer through your a$$.)
To: Darksheare
LOL!!! That was the first thing I thought of when I saw that picture.
176
posted on
02/11/2005 11:57:09 AM PST
by
retrokitten
(By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged.)
To: peacebaby
Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.He should have checked out our Hollow Points bras first!
177
posted on
02/11/2005 11:57:25 AM PST
by
Cobra64
(Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
To: najida
178
posted on
02/11/2005 11:57:57 AM PST
by
peacebaby
("...please refrain from impugning my integrity." Dr. Condoleezza Rice, 1/18/05)
To: TheBigB
That looks vaguely familiar. p:)
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posted on
02/11/2005 11:58:10 AM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Have you seen "Distraction" on Comedy Central? It's dumb, but funny. 7:30 p.m. eastern)
To: TheBigB
Australian police admitted Thursday (2/10/05) they were mystified by a spate of apparent attacks on homes using frozen chickens as missiles.
180
posted on
02/11/2005 11:58:14 AM PST
by
Wolfstar
(Have YOU laughed at a Democrat today?)
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