[peacebaby]

Q. What is the difference between men and government
bonds?

A. The bonds mature.

[ArGee]

Q: How can you tell if a woman has been visiting?

A: You can't find a thing and the toilet seat is down.

Q: How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Just like a man, never satisfied with doing it in the ordinary places.

Shalom.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Q. What's the difference between a woman and a mean old nasty snake?

A. A woman has mammaries.