[ArGee]

Q: How can you tell if a woman has been visiting?

A: You can't find a thing and the toilet seat is down.

Q: How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Just like a man, never satisfied with doing it in the ordinary places.

Shalom.

[peacebaby]

screwing in a lightbulb...never satisfied doing it in the same place.

Now THAT is funny.