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To: .38sw

You are not exhibiting the proper spirituality here. Now close your eyes and hum Kumbaya to yourself. When you finish, say "the trees and spotted owls are our friends", then go out a wring a spotted owl's neck


2,554 posted on 02/01/2005 3:03:56 PM PST by persecutor (The iceage was all the fault of the dinosaurs!)
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To: persecutor
When you finish, say "the trees and spotted owls are our friends", then go out a wring a spotted owl's neck

Good advice. Save the ammo for the big stuff.

2,560 posted on 02/01/2005 3:07:34 PM PST by catpuppy (Turnips have feelings too, you know.)
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Hm. No spotted owls around here. We do have too damn many pigeons though. How about I go out and wring their feathery little necks? Close enough?


2,565 posted on 02/01/2005 3:09:46 PM PST by .38sw
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