Top ten Hollywood, Horsesasses of 2004

moi | 30 Dec 04 | moi

[F.J. Mitchell]

Looking back over the entire year of 2004, which Hollywoodite would you choose as worthy to be counted among Hollywood's top ten horsesasses?

[PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain]

Why compare anyone to a horses ass? I like horses:), how about comparing them to a........pigs ass:)

Becky

[dr_pat]

Why compare anyone to a horses ass? I like horses:), how about comparing them to a........pigs ass:)

No, no, it's a rat's ass.

...as in: "I don't give a ..."

[weegee]

1- Axis Mikey Moore (aka Lumpy Riefenstal)
2- Red Asner
3- Roger Ebert
4- Sean Penn
5- Barbra(sic) Streisand
6- Johnny Depp
7- Danny Glover
8- Looney George Clooney
9- Bruce (not my boss) Springsteen
10-Chevy Chase

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and one to grow on...
11- Linda (Kicked offstage in Vegas) Ronstadt

[F.J. Mitchell]

But pigs have pride and are sensitive too, not to mention two absolutely scrumptious hind legs, among many other delicious attribute.

[F.J. Mitchell]

that would be too easy.

[F.J. Mitchell]

"I annoint Michael Moore chief Horsesass."

Hopefully with the excrement that comes out of one.

[F.J. Mitchell]

Very good.

[F.J. Mitchell]

Good start.

[F.J. Mitchell]

"but that may not pass the censors."

And considering that whores in the sense of which we speak here, that covers every form of prostitution-reducing the list to ten would be even more difficult.

[F.J. Mitchell]

For sure. All this time Chevy had us believing he only fell for the sake of commedy-now we know he falls for anything and stands for nothing at all.

[F.J. Mitchell]

Some names seem to be showing up Moore and Moore, we may soon have a winner for the number one position.

[F.J. Mitchell]

It seems they opted instead to bring Canada and France to Hollywood.

[F.J. Mitchell]

All things considered, that really isn't too bad a nose, if she would just keep it out of politics.

[F.J. Mitchell]

I have come to enjoy the finale of Thelma and Louise so much of late that every time it's ran on TV, I set my alarm clock to wake me up in time to view the finale. Damn, I enjoy that!

[flada]

You can't annoint him. He has to go on a vision quest (which requires several days without food which would probably kill him) and have a vision. After that he becomes Chief Horsesass.

[F.J. Mitchell]

Good picks. I really wanted to like Ashley Judd, but due to her politics, her name is Mudd.

[Dashing Dasher]

You mean, the end - right!?

[Dashing Dasher]

Apologies - I thought you said film - and you said finale - therefore, my previous remarks seems... stupid.

[F.J. Mitchell]

Good choices, and there are more, many more. Charlton Heston, Mel Gibson, Tom Selik......

[F.J. Mitchell]

I have no idea what the initials F.A.G. stand for unless there are two many periods between the letters. Then the question would be-members of what?