I zipped down to the commissary to grab a bite for lunch. And the bagger said "Have a nice Christmas, hon. Ok?" Only with the sloppy, slurred mangled English that is the Murl-end accent around here it sounded like: "Have a nice Christmas Hannukah!"
LOL!
We don't all talk like that, hon ;o)
LOL! Only in the South! Even with the slurry speech.