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Posted on 12/20/2004 9:01:36 AM PST by ecurbh
New verse:
Upon the hearth the fire is red, |
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Still round the corner there may wait |
Home is behind, the world ahead, |
We'll need a Green Dragon at the Compound.
*note to self*
Remember shot glasses for Shoot Moot.
(I should bring my shot glass chess set...)
Mmmm...drinks and critiques...
Ya know, with the evil twist I've thrown into my story, it may actually top 60k. We'll see. I'm not even to 20k yet. Been slacking.
I also have STILL only read the first two chapters of yours, mostly because I started reading Edith Wharton's House of Mirth and wanted to finish it. It was wretchedly depressing...dunno why I did it. I guess because it's enough of a classic that I felt like I should.
But I finished it today.
You know, the main campus tech people (ACNS) are on the top floor of my building...
SaaBUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Yeah....very strange and funny.
Cool.
I've been slacking too. Haven't written word one in days. Probably I'm just enjoying being a lazy, irresponsible bum before I go back to real life.
(Geek alert) Actually, it's "cebu". (/end geek)
There are times when being a lazy irresponsible bum is the right thing to do...
Thanks! I thought that looked funny, but what do I know? LOL!
I agree...
Pass me a cocktail, wouldja?
Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Larry the Cucumber
presents, in a sequential image, stereophonic, multimedia event, The
Song of the Cebu!
Larry: Cebu! This is a song about a boy...a song about a little boy
and his Cebus...a song about a little boy and his 3 Cebus... the little
boy who had a sick Cebu, a sad Cebu, and a mute Cebu. and also a
hippo. um, um... this is a picture of me at the airport. this is my aunt Ruth. this
is me at a bullfight. This is me fighting the bull.
Jimmy, Johnny, & Junior: Ooooh!
Larry: this is me and the bull.
Jimmy, Johnny, & Junior: Aaaah!
Larry: This is me and the bull and... i think that's the bull's cousin.
he's a Cebu.
Archibald: Hold it! You call this a multimedia event? This is a slide
projector and a bed sheet! And what on Earth is a Cebu, anyway?
Larry: It's kind of like a cow. See?
Archibald: Yes. Well, very good. This could be interesting. Carry on!
Larry: Cebu! Sing it with me! Cebu!
Jimmy, Johnny & Junior: Cebu!
Larry: Boy is riding with Cebu
Jimmy, Johnny & Junior: Boy is riding with Cebu
Larry: Into town in his canoe
Jimmy, Johnny & Junior: Into town in his canoe
Larry: Sick Cebu is rowing and sneezing. Achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo,
achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo moo moo
Jimmy, Johnny & Junior: Achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo,
achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo moo moo
Larry: Hippo chewing on bamboo
Jimmy, Johnny & Junior: Hippo chewing on bamboo
Larry: Can't see boy and three Cebus
Jimmy, Johnny & Junior: Can't see boy and three Cebus
Larry: Sad Cebu is rowing and crying. Boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo,
boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo moo moo
Jimmy, Johnny & Junior: Boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo
moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo moo moo
Larry: Cebu!
Jimmy, Johnny & Junior: Cebu!
Larry: Cebu!
Jimmy, Johnny & Junior: Cebu!
All: Achoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, achoo moo moo,
achoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, Cebu!
Larry: Hippo seen by mute Cebu
Jimmy, Johnny & Junior: Hippo seen by mute Cebu
Larry: Tries to tell the other two
Jimmy, Johnny & Junior: Tries to tell the other two
Larry: Mute Cebu is waving and grunting. Mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm
mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm
Jimmy, Johnny & Junior: Mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm
mmm mmm, mmm-
hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm
Larry: Uh-oh.
Archibald: Wait! What happens next?
Larry: Um ...
Archibald: Does the hippo see them? Is the poor mute Cebu successful in
communicating the imminent danger to the other passengers? Is the boy
injured? Why is the sad Cebu sad? Is the canoe wood or aluminum?
Larry: Oh look! There's me and Bob at Sea World! Oh, wow. Forgot about
that one. There's me and that bull again.
Archibald: You can't just start a song and leave it hanging like that!
You know, I've come to expect a lot more from you. This is quite
disappointing! I'm going to have to speak to Bob about this.
Larry: Oh look, a Cebu! Cebu!
Jimmy, Johnny & Junior: Cebu!
Larry: No, wait ... that's a water buffalo.
Jimmy, Johnny & Junior: No more song about Cebu! Need another verse or
two! Audience is standing and leaving, bye-bye moo, bye-bye moo, bye-bye
moo, bye-bye moo moo moo moo
Jimmy: I want my money back!
Johnny: Yeah, that'd be ... that'd be good.
Ah-choo moo moo was funny but when Mute Cebu started grunting, I swear....I just nearly died. I couldn't breath I was laughing so hard.
We like the last verse best - "Audience is standing, and leaving, bye-bye-moo-moo".
Speaking of wanting your money back, check these out...
http://www.cafepress.com/wewantourmoney
I gotta have one!
LOL! You found the whole transcript?
Heh...I like sad Cebu.
Ha!
Later.
Gots choir practice tonite.
I gotta log off too pretty soon...
Steve went and registered for his last semester today...
All caught up and getting ready to head home.
See everyone later!
Hey, guess what!
Yesterday Steve spoke to a guy that helps him sign up for his classes. This guy has a couple of VW Beetles. Apparently he said he'd give one to Steve. Year 1970! It's not drivable, (meaning it'll need work) but apparently, it RUNS!
I don't know anything more about it than that. As soon as I know more I'll let you know!
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