*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

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[TheBigB]

Awright guys 'n gals 'n kats 'n kittens...time for another FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! Feel free to post jokes, silly stories, cartoons, beeber stunings, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!

To start things off...a picture of an adorable kitten!

[Junior]

I knew I'd find you here.

[Constitution Day]

Thanks! I will check it out tonight.

Busy afternoon...

[cjshapi]

Never doubt. Have a good weekend!!

[Tunehead54]

320.5 in 1st 3 minutes! Hee Hee! ;-)

- Yes I have proof! Thanks!

[Doubt]

I know, I swear. They really have to get a lot more defiant and a lot more ballsy to stand up to the GOP. They really just don't have the ability to stop being civil. Way too polite, eh?

[llevrok]

http://www.catdrinkingsongs.com/

[Americanwolf]

Nice link...Thanks!

[llevrok]

You know they are metric.

[llevrok]

Father Flannigan had just given a grand Sunday sermon. As he exited the church for a peaceful walk, he heard a great kafuffle in the bushes -
"T'was!"
"T'was not!"
"T'so!"
"T'was not!"
"T'was!"
"T'was not!"

Looking in the bushes, Father saw the two cutest leprechauns he had ever seen, yelling, pushing and shoving.

"Boys! Boys!' Father said. "What's the problem?"

"Father?" said one of the wee ones. "Is there such a thing as a leprichan nun?"

"No Sean. I don't think so.", said the Priest.

At which the other leprechaun yells, "See?! I Told you Sean! You were romancin' a penguin!!!"

"T'was not!"
"T'so!"
"T'was not!"
"T'was!"
"T'was not!"
.....

[506trooper]

I'll drink to that!

[blondatheart]

bump for later read

[fawn796]

=)

[SandRat]

A visiting minister waxed eloquent during the offertory prayer.

"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you we are but dust. . . "

He would have continued but at that moment a very obedient young daughter (who was listening carefully to her mom [for a change!]) leaned over to her mom and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice,

"Mom, what is butt dust?"

[mlmr]

I understand the ears of corn and the quarts of milk but what about the groin?

[mlmr]

What on earth is this?

[pcgTheDestroyer]

My best on the penguin was 593.5. My best on the cat toss was only 233.925. :-/

[mlmr]

I understand the ears of corn and the quarts of milk but what about the groin?



Oh, it's you K... I can mostly manage my own affairs but a silly joke like this? I am a babe in the woods.

[MotleyGirl70]

I forgot to add the, oh so handsome Antonio Sabato,Jr.,in his CK's.

[thag]

Please to share joke??? Privately is fine......

[Dashing Dasher]

One day, there was a squirrel.
This squirrel was caught by a hawk.
The hawk, died from natural causes....