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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***
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Posted on 12/17/2004 8:59:30 AM PST by TheBigB

Awright guys 'n gals 'n kats 'n kittens...time for another FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! Feel free to post jokes, silly stories, cartoons, beeber stunings, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!

To start things off...a picture of an adorable kitten!


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To: cjshapi

I knew I'd find you here.


321 posted on 12/17/2004 1:46:17 PM PST by Junior (FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Thanks! I will check it out tonight.

Busy afternoon...


322 posted on 12/17/2004 1:47:28 PM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Junior

Never doubt. Have a good weekend!!


323 posted on 12/17/2004 1:51:02 PM PST by cjshapi
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To: Fierce Allegiance
320.5 in 1st 3 minutes! Hee Hee! ;-)

- Yes I have proof! Thanks!

324 posted on 12/17/2004 2:13:41 PM PST by Tunehead54 (Repeal the 22nd Amendment!)
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To: andyandval

I know, I swear. They really have to get a lot more defiant and a lot more ballsy to stand up to the GOP. They really just don't have the ability to stop being civil. Way too polite, eh?


325 posted on 12/17/2004 2:41:03 PM PST by Doubt
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To: Americanwolf

http://www.catdrinkingsongs.com/


326 posted on 12/17/2004 2:57:15 PM PST by llevrok
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To: llevrok

Nice link...Thanks!


327 posted on 12/17/2004 2:59:26 PM PST by Americanwolf (Democratic Underground... Digital Crack for the the loony left.....Hey troll! Put the pipe down!)
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To: Armedanddangerous

You know they are metric.


328 posted on 12/17/2004 3:04:39 PM PST by llevrok
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To: peacebaby
Father Flannigan had just given a grand Sunday sermon. As he exited the church for a peaceful walk, he heard a great kafuffle in the bushes -
"T'was!"
"T'was not!"
"T'so!"
"T'was not!"
"T'was!"
"T'was not!"

Looking in the bushes, Father saw the two cutest leprechauns he had ever seen, yelling, pushing and shoving.

"Boys! Boys!' Father said. "What's the problem?"

"Father?" said one of the wee ones. "Is there such a thing as a leprichan nun?"

"No Sean. I don't think so.", said the Priest.

At which the other leprechaun yells, "See?! I Told you Sean! You were romancin' a penguin!!!"

"T'was not!"
"T'so!"
"T'was not!"
"T'was!"
"T'was not!"
.....
329 posted on 12/17/2004 3:21:45 PM PST by llevrok
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To: TheBigB
I'll drink to that!


330 posted on 12/17/2004 3:24:58 PM PST by 506trooper (FWIW...sometimes, I sense a lack of common sense..just my two scents.)
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To: TheBigB

bump for later read


331 posted on 12/17/2004 3:41:06 PM PST by blondatheart (No More Tears.....)
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To: Shryke

=)


332 posted on 12/17/2004 4:06:20 PM PST by fawn796
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To: OXENinFLA
A visiting minister waxed eloquent during the offertory prayer.

"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you we are but dust. . . "

He would have continued but at that moment a very obedient young daughter (who was listening carefully to her mom [for a change!]) leaned over to her mom and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice,

"Mom, what is butt dust?"

333 posted on 12/17/2004 4:31:56 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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To: ken5050

I understand the ears of corn and the quarts of milk but what about the groin?


334 posted on 12/17/2004 4:38:23 PM PST by mlmr (Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Chri)
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To: Dashing Dasher

What on earth is this?


335 posted on 12/17/2004 4:46:33 PM PST by mlmr (Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Chri)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

My best on the penguin was 593.5. My best on the cat toss was only 233.925. :-/


336 posted on 12/17/2004 5:01:48 PM PST by pcgTheDestroyer
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To: mlmr

I understand the ears of corn and the quarts of milk but what about the groin?



Oh, it's you K... I can mostly manage my own affairs but a silly joke like this? I am a babe in the woods.


337 posted on 12/17/2004 5:15:55 PM PST by mlmr (Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Chri)
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To: najida
I forgot to add the, oh so handsome Antonio Sabato,Jr.,in his CK's.


338 posted on 12/17/2004 5:23:05 PM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: Sensei Ern

Please to share joke??? Privately is fine......


339 posted on 12/17/2004 6:45:59 PM PST by thag (Up armor this......)
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To: mlmr

One day, there was a squirrel.
This squirrel was caught by a hawk.
The hawk, died from natural causes....




340 posted on 12/17/2004 8:59:22 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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