*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

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[TheBigB]

Awright guys 'n gals 'n kats 'n kittens...time for another FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! Feel free to post jokes, silly stories, cartoons, beeber stunings, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!

To start things off...a picture of an adorable kitten!

[Paul_Denton]

I am not suprised, I sent that to all my friends too.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Young fresh food makes good pictures.

[hispanarepublicana]

Here's my "Friday Silliness" contribution for those of who might appreciate this: WARNING--FOUL LANGUAGE (but Spanish)

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INTER-OFFICE MEMO
TO: ALL MEXICAN STAFF
SUBJECT: IMPROPER LANGUAGE USAGE

It has been brought to our attention by serveral officials visiting our establishments, that offensive language is commonly used by our local staff.

Such behavior, in addition to violating NAFTA's policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive.

Both visitors and staff, will immediately adhere to the following rules:

1. Words like "coño, carajo, chingada" and other such expressions, will not be used for emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion is.

2. You will not say "pendejo" or "la cagó", when someone makes a mistake, or "la está pendejeando" or "cagando" if you see somebody being reprimended, or "que pendejada" or "que cagada" when a major mistake has been made. All forms derivated of the verbs "pendejear" and "cagar" are inappropriate in our environment.

3. No project manager, section head or administrator, under any circumstances will be referred to as "hijo de su chingada madre, hijo de puta, cabron" or "ojete".

4. Lack of determination, will not be referred to as "falta de huevos, pinche puto" or "maricon"; nor will persons who lack initiative be referred to as "culero" or "pendejo".

5. Unusual or creative prime's and subco's ideas not to be referred to as "puñetas mentales".

6. Do not say "como chinga" or "como jode" if a person is persistent, or "esta jodido" if a co-worker is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say "que chinga" when matters become complicated.

7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say "vete a la chingada" or "vete al carajo", nor should you ever substitute "May I help you?" with "Que chingados quieres?".

8. When things get tough, an acceptable expression such as "We are going through a difficult time" should be used, rather than "esto esta de la chingada". Additionally if you make a mistake, just say so and do not say "la cagué".

9. No salary increase shall be referred to as "esto esta de la puta madre."

10. Under no circumstances should you call our elderly industrial partners as "pinches viejos putos".

11. When in a hurry, never use expressions such as "andale cabron" or "orale putos".

12. The words "te la pelas" should not be used to discourage someone.

13. When a problem is not your responsibility, you must not say "no es mi pedo".

[Fierce Allegiance]

380 on cat toss. Damn, my fellow cube dwellers love it!

[OSHA]

semisweet shocolate morsels

There's some Cuervo Gold somewhere in that recipe too.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I can't believe I hadn't seen it before.

[Paul_Denton]

I only saw that just a week or so agao. I just could not stop laughing when Is saw it.

[peacebaby]

good ones.

and ye be Irish, eh?

[PjhCPA]

317.2

[MeekOneGOP]

So THAT'S where the Yule Log came from!

LOLOL!

[PjhCPA]

321

[JimWforBush]

Damn, I haven't been able to break 350. I saw it yesterday on NRO's The Corner, ( one of Jonah's time wasters), spent at least an hour playing it during work. I love my job.

[Petronski]

O how I wish I had the time today. I'll read it later tonight.

[Itzlzha]

GREAT site!

317.2' as of this post, btw.

[SweetCaroline]

....well, you see, BIG DADDY gave me that jacket and took this picture of me just before he told me he was going back to his wife........it makes me soooo sad when I see this picture again.

[OldEagle]

So that's where coon dogs come from?

[OXENinFLA]

"We are NOT staying here next season"

[OXENinFLA]

[NeoCaveman]

320.5 ft, it took me for ever. Have you seen this one yet? Cat Toss

How the heck do you play? I keep getting Zeros

[JimWforBush]

Hit the left and right arrow keys, like your running (the faster you do it the faster he runs). Then hold down the space bar, the meter at the top right will start moving up. Before you hit the white line, release the space bar and the cat launches. Speed and angle of throw is what gives you distance. Good Luck!

JimW