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HER BRA BELONGS TO DADDY
NY Post ^
| 12-16-04
| richard johnson
Posted on 12/16/2004 3:43:15 PM PST by Rakkasan1
JOE Simpson, the former Baptist minister turned manager of daughters Jessica and Ashlee, doesn't shy way from talking about his offspring's physical assets. "Jessica never tries to be sexy," Simpson tells GQ. "She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!"
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ashlee; bra; dad; father; jessica; joesimpson; nick; notewhotheauthoris; rockyhorror; simpson; thosecrazysimpsons; weird
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To: MahaMarty
I don't think it's a big deal for a father to talk about his daughter's chest but not with the words Mr. Simpson used.Some fathers are surprised and sometimes upset about the size of the daughter's breasts but I doubt they say look at the size of those suckers.It looks like the fame and fortune of his daughters has led the minister astray.
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posted on
12/16/2004 3:54:17 PM PST
by
rdcorso
(Did I mention I was in Vietnam where I lost my backbone? Spineless John)
To: Rakkasan1
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posted on
12/16/2004 3:54:19 PM PST
by
Fintan
(Shamelessly posting irrelevancy since 1998...)
To: steveo
He's been bitten by the hollyweird money bug.
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posted on
12/16/2004 3:56:48 PM PST
by
cyborg
(http://www.zimbabwesituation.com/flamelily.html)
To: el_texicano
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posted on
12/16/2004 3:58:25 PM PST
by
Tarpaulin
(Look it up.)
To: Rakkasan1
I thought this was going to be a bill clinton thread.
To: My2Cents
"Father Knows Breast." Thread's over, you win...
To: Tarpaulin
Those HAVE GOT to be fake. I've never met a woman with naturally curly hair like that.
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posted on
12/16/2004 4:00:31 PM PST
by
steveo
(Member: Fathers Against Rude Television)
To: P-Chan Penny
"That's her father? Big ICK."
That's exactly what I thought when I read this story in my NY Post this morning.
Its damn creepy if you ask me.
To: Graybeard58
One has to wonder what came about that made him a "former"
minister....Was he,perhaps,being a little too huggy-kissy with some of his younger congregation members?
Just wondering.....
A totally inappropriate remark for a father to make regarding his own daughter. Gross!
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posted on
12/16/2004 4:02:13 PM PST
by
gimme1ibertee
(A liberal is a mental case is a liberal.)
To: My2Cents
Haaaa! Good one! Breast one,uh,er,make that BEST one i've read yet! :)
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posted on
12/16/2004 4:03:49 PM PST
by
gimme1ibertee
(A liberal is a mental case is a liberal.)
To: el_texicano
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posted on
12/16/2004 4:11:45 PM PST
by
solitas
(Mystic G4, 10.3.6; until I do the 10.3.7 updater tonight)
To: Freebird Forever
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posted on
12/16/2004 5:39:15 PM PST
by
Rakkasan1
(Justice of the Piece: Hope IS on the way...)
To: Rakkasan1
Jessica is 100% pure American beauty. I don't care too much for Ashlee.
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posted on
12/16/2004 5:41:51 PM PST
by
12 Gauge Mossberg
(I Approved This Posting - Paid For By Mossberg, Inc.)
To: Ichneumon
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posted on
12/16/2004 5:45:32 PM PST
by
Rakkasan1
(Justice of the Piece: Hope IS on the way...)
To: 12 Gauge Mossberg
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posted on
12/16/2004 7:59:56 PM PST
by
solitas
(Mystic G4, 10.3.6; until I do the 10.3.7 updater tonight)
To: MahaMarty
I don't know that I'm 'normal but the last thing I would do is brag about my daughters physical attributes other than to say, Honey, you are gorgeous. Looking down her blouse isn't something Dads or brothers should be doing IMO.
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posted on
12/17/2004 6:21:56 AM PST
by
B4Ranch
(((The lack of alcohol in my coffee forces me to see reality!)))
To: Rakkasan1
Joe Simpson, Push in this button ASAP
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posted on
12/17/2004 6:29:46 AM PST
by
B4Ranch
(((The lack of alcohol in my coffee forces me to see reality!)))
To: Rakkasan1
We were speaking of yarmulkes the other day (the small head-covering that jewish men wear in temple). Someeone said he'd attended the opening of a jewish school but did not have a yarmulke. I told him to cut one of the cups out of his wife's bra. I think the lace would make a nice touch...
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posted on
12/17/2004 7:45:04 AM PST
by
boris
(The deadliest weapon of mass destruction in history is a Leftist with a word processor)
To: steveo; rdcorso; B4Ranch
Maybe Joe Simpson doesn't think much of it because people have been making comments about her chest since they grew in, even Christian music execs would deny her contracts because of the size of her boobs...or maybe he should not say a word to anyone about them, because if my fiance's dad would do that, I would be a little creeped out.
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posted on
12/17/2004 8:15:07 AM PST
by
MahaMarty
(This'll probably get me suspended...AGAIN!)
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