Having some strange young woman fondling my skivvies fresh from the dryer was kinda.. creepy.
Creepier when it was a guy 'crinkling' the missus skivvies fresh from the dryer in same fashion.
I'm almost afraid to ask how it came about that you had not one, but TWO strangers fondling your underwear.
I didn't give anybody that opportunity. I was hovering too near the dryers. Besides, I can be pretty intimidating, not being petite, and I carry a Kershaw blade tucked away in my pocket. Ya wanna fondle my skivvies, pal? I'll introduce you to my Kershaw Whirlwind, first. I'd prefer to have a .45 auto with me, but I can't get a carry permit in this county.