I'm almost afraid to ask how it came about that you had not one, but TWO strangers fondling your underwear.
Well, some young woman was pulling my laundry out of the dryer, and she came across a pair of my skivvies and held them flat in her hand.
Then she starts fondling the skivvies.
I coughed politley with a bemused look on my face, and tried hard not to embarrass her.
(She looked kinda young to my eyes.)
The guy was doing the same a day or five later, and pulls out a pair of the missus skivvies.
He starts stroking the skivvies as if testing the texture and 'imagining'.
I asked him what he thought he was doing.
He didn't answer.
But he could run pretty fast.
I'm almost afraid to ask how it came about that you had not one, but TWO strangers fondling your underwear.
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I just hope he was in them.