I didn't give anybody that opportunity. I was hovering too near the dryers. Besides, I can be pretty intimidating, not being petite, and I carry a Kershaw blade tucked away in my pocket. Ya wanna fondle my skivvies, pal? I'll introduce you to my Kershaw Whirlwind, first. I'd prefer to have a .45 auto with me, but I can't get a carry permit in this county.
I'd made the mistake of wandering over to Mickey D's for a soda and a burger and brought my order back with me.
The second skivvy molester happened because the missus wasn't paying attention and I'd been sent out to the car.
I'm always amazed at the topic of discussion when I first come on line here..........
Never a dull moment.