the Jerk is an all-time favorite
That was when Steve Martin was funny. Remember way back then?
Pay to the order of... Iron Balls McGinty. One dollar and NINE CENTS!
Navin R. Johnson: For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.
Mother: Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural-born child.
Navin R. Johnson: I'm not? You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?