Peterson Guilty, Rod Paige stepping down, Arafat dead

[ambrose]

Peterson Guilty, Rod Paige stepping down, Arafat dead

since these stories have not been posted enough times

[Tuxedo]

Don't be too sure.. I think the DU'ers are reporting that the Green Party wants a recount in Idaho and Utah.

[palmer]

Damn, my peterson thread got pulled. I guess the mod didn't notice the sarcasm.

[kevkrom]

Here's one that will rock your world; did you know John Kerry was in VietNam?

Really? You'd think he would have mentioned it once or twice while on the trail...

Anyone know when the new Gallup poll is coming out?

[Perdogg]

Or Zogby or Rasmussen or ABC/WAPo.

[housewife101]

Enough about that crap! Aren't you at all concerned about how the Democrats are going to recount the Ohio/Florida/New Mexico/Texas vote counts to give the election to Kerry?

I have yet to see a recount where the winner didn't come up with MORE votes. It happened here in several of our "contested elections." Don't worry,Bush's team will be paying attention.

I have yet to see a recount go to the original loser-ie Kerry, in this case.

[GSWarrior]

Now Redwood City, CA can go back to being the armpit of the peninsula and stuff.

[jtminton]

ALREADY POSTED

[Wheee The People]

source? Link? and stop with the vanities :-)

[BenLurkin]

That is a false report on Arafat. He is still 'resting'. French authorities won't say what is ailing him though.

[KevinDavis]

More News:

Paige Dead, Arafat Guity, and Peterson Stepping Down.

[7.62 x 51mm]

I just logged back on to FR after getting home from work, and found ZERO news on the conviction. Had to go to FNC for the news.

What happened on FR, d?

[kevkrom]

That is a false report on Arafat. He is still 'resting'.

Are you sure he isn't just pining for the fjords?

[durasell]

Search me...all the post listing a certain conviction of a certain sales guy was deleted almost as soon as it appeared. I didnt even know the trial was such a big deal...

[Duke Nukum]

As I was drifting off to sleep early this morning, I think I saw giant BBQ pork sandwich disrupting the funeral by eating the mourners.

It was followed by a moose who was licking up the BBQ sauce that dripped to the ground and a giant wedge of cheddar that the bit the moose on the toe.

Then a UFO landed and a space alien that looked like Scott Peterson came out and declared "all your base are now belong to us, please, Uncle Grandfather!"

But by that time, most of the Palestinians and news mourners were being pre-digsted in the BBQ sauce layer of the giant sandwich, which had gotten really huge by this time.

Then suddenly, everything, the TV, my apartment, my cat, went to black and white, or monochrome, and my head panned to a corner of the room where Rod Paige was smoking a cigarette and informed me I had just entered the Dimlight Zone.

That's the last thing I remember. The next thing I know, its three days later and I'm wandering, nearly naked, down Highway 41 just south of Milwaukee.

Other then a diaper and $40,000 embedded in my left hand, I also have this chip in my head that is allowing me to surf the 'net and post anything I think to this forum.

Oh, there's Rod Paige again:

Portrait of a man in a diaper with $40,000 embedded in his left hand and a computer chip in his head wandering up Highway 41 just south of Milwaukee. But it could be Mr. Anyone in Anytown USA. You have now entered the Dimlight Zone(TM).

[perez24]

With all due respect I was being sarcastic, since there have a been a plethora of the posts I tried to satirize.

I'll try harder next time!!!

[4NUQ8R]

Here's an idea--let Arafat get buried in Ramallah with all the pomp and circumstance the Palestinian terrorists can muster, then have Israel drop a daisy cutter bomb on that grave, thus eliminating any chance Arafat's body moves to Jerusalem.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Hey! Where are you?

[jtminton]

Just got to work. Did I miss anything?

[Conspiracy Guy]

Nothing going on. Just realized I hadn't seen you since Fri. I seldom FReep after I leave work either!

[jtminton]

We're not too busy to relax on the weekend.