Posted on 11/07/2004 11:11:36 PM PST by Sameul Haque
Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius: Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold, back of the neck. Sure, your Pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where its okay for a man to go tanning. You ask "why can't we wear make-up, and use shampoo with lavender essecence?" So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Abercrombie (or is it Fitch?), because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one....in your man purse (or man-bag :-P)
I did this twenty years ago. The guys I see doing this today are much LESS manly.
LOL! I also liked the Real Men of Genius: the over-the-top carb counter. We salute you, O Count of Monte Carbo!
LOL, this is too funny.
We have a guy in the college republicans that does this. He's a very small guy. Can't really pull off the manly look. Often wears his pink shirt with his moccasins.
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