[HairOfTheDog]

But every single time I ask, the stylist has conniptions and insists it'll kill my hair.

She'll go broke as a stylist with that attitude... their best money is in people ruining their hair ;~D

[JenB]

But it's happened with about six different chicks, so it must be true. The stylists like to say they'd like to have my hair. Well, yeah, but maybe they'd know what to do with it.

Although my current favorite style - bun secured with hair sticks - is pretty decent.