[SuziQ]

From a plaque on the wall of a friend's fishing camp.

Starkle starkle little twink
Who the Hell you are I think?
I'm not as drunk as some thinkle peep I am,
Besides I've only had tea martoonies!
Anyway, I've got all day sober to Sunday up on.
I'm so drunk I don't know who's me yet,
but the drunker I sit here, the longer I get.

[Ramius]

That is fargin' hysterical. :-)

[Alkhin]

that WAS hilarious!!!