That is fargin' hysterical. :-)
I had a friend growing up whose family had a cabin in the fishing camp where our summer cabin was. Her daddy worked at Hercules Powder Co. with mine. Her parents loved their drink, and her daddy used to make homebrewed wine. They had all kinds of drinking related plaques and pictures around the cabin, which was named, appropriately, "Sip'n" In addition to the 'Starkle' one, they had the obligatory, "No drinking before 5" clock, on which was nothing BUT 5s, so, of course, it was ALWAYS after 5.